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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 1st Sep 2021, 11:53
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Tuba-lar bells. How did you know I was a fan of Mike Oldfield?
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Old 1st Sep 2021, 13:25
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“Yes, these propaganda loudspeakers will show Goebels how it should be done!”
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Old 1st Sep 2021, 14:03
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Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky Music should be played LOUD and for the visit of the New Ambassador, he will think he is on the battlefield of 1812 .

Early heavy metal enthusiasts gather for the launch of Motörhead’s first overseas concert . You can shout loud after a heavy metal concert but nobody will hear you !
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Old 1st Sep 2021, 14:14
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We are expecting a Hospital ship to dock at any moment.
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Old 1st Sep 2021, 14:17
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It's why they call it the "Phoney War" sir. The operator shouts "Bang!" into the mouthpiece, and the machine does the rest.
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Old 1st Sep 2021, 14:19
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You will notice sir, that using superior Japanese technology, the dial goes to 11.
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Old 1st Sep 2021, 14:47
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Wait 'til Mr. Methane gets his hands on this!

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Old 1st Sep 2021, 15:12
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....but why the small white Terrier at the mouthpiece?
Likes to hear His Masters Voice, but is a bit Mutt and Jeff
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Old 1st Sep 2021, 15:13
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In case the radio link to our space station fails, however one way comms only, like that HMS Vigil...
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Old 1st Sep 2021, 15:16
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Well no, it's superior Japanese technology, We have reduced the 1000 meter telescope so can see out to the further reaches of the Universe. Saves all that messing about with the Shuttle, Mr Hubble.
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Old 1st Sep 2021, 15:19
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Land based Chemtrail dispenser, here's your tin foil hat sir
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Old 1st Sep 2021, 15:20
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No with this you'll never have another " Missed Call " sir
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Old 1st Sep 2021, 15:24
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We got these from the DPRK. Seems their Great Leader has no need for the " Multiple Suppositories Dispenser " any more. Once he found the blockage was President Trumps head up his backside
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Old 1st Sep 2021, 15:26
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Well done Jonesy, bringing along additional defences to Walmington-on-sea.
Yes Sir, they don't like it up them Sir..
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Old 1st Sep 2021, 15:40
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We play the sound of canon fire through them, it scares the sh*t out of the enemy and the locals, it's also greener than using real artillery and cheaper too.
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You've heard of the Fog of War yes? well those are the horns that produce it.
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We've built them for Biden, we told him leaving Afghanistan was an error, he obviously couldn't hear that well.
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Old 1st Sep 2021, 16:53
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Afghanistan's initial effort to build a Foghorn Leghorn robot proved to be a dismal failure, Ah say Dismal, Son!





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"I hope I'm not seeing a flat tyre there ..."
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