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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 4th Nov 2022, 10:31
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Surely it would be easier to remove Pierre and fill the bubble with helium.
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Old 4th Nov 2022, 11:04
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What if he has another kidney attack?

Why do you think we put him in a glass house?
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Old 4th Nov 2022, 12:26
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Takes Dogging to a whole new level of exhibitionism of one up manship
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Old 4th Nov 2022, 12:29
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Having landed the scruffy dog, from a couple of captions ago, was only too glad to get out and kiss the ground...
I was gonna say the Pope 😊
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Old 4th Nov 2022, 12:32
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As part of the BBC 100 years celebrations the Dalek and vicious angry extraterrestrial gets a 2022's makeover
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Old 4th Nov 2022, 12:56
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Little did Gervais know, but 0% CO referred to his future promotion prospects.
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Old 4th Nov 2022, 19:25
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Mme Duval is relieved to have the dining table back just in time for Christmas, now that Pierre has finally finished his model aircraft.
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Old 4th Nov 2022, 20:38
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Is that a 1/72 model?
No no, he's real!

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Old 5th Nov 2022, 07:18
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Herr Wankle designs a engine with no big pistons
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it'll never catch on ...
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Old 5th Nov 2022, 07:22
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Duval descide to fly over the Channel for lunch in Margate. He sees Manston runway is available. However his return trip is delayed while he argues he's NOT a Asylum seeker ...
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Old 5th Nov 2022, 07:24
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The steering? Well i got the idea from when I was a Cox in the boat race
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Old 5th Nov 2022, 09:23
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This thread is way-off the topic.
You can just hear the thread drift:
Criiii-criiii
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Old 5th Nov 2022, 09:51
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So... this is a Coulomban Cri-Cri?
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Old 5th Nov 2022, 10:47
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Designs are underway for a new ' Eye in the Sky ' traffic spotter aircraft....ready for when London bans ANYTHING powered by liquid fuel inside the North and South Circular road post 2024.
Remember you heard this first here.
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Old 5th Nov 2022, 10:50
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Very good Duval, but what happens if you run out of electricity and you can't find a handy fast charger??
oh that's easy, you just turn this key and the twin V8 diesels start...
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Old 5th Nov 2022, 10:54
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Of course it doesn't need a g-meter, we'll just inspect the top of his head after every flight.
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Old 5th Nov 2022, 11:44
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No, I'm not holding. This is as far as the extension cord will reach.
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Old 5th Nov 2022, 11:52
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The committee of the Rheims R/C Model Aircraft Club were going to have to have a good hard look at this one to see if Jacques was exploiting a loophole in the bylaws to get through to the next round of competition.
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Old 5th Nov 2022, 12:00
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He'll be fine, the first flight will be a short circuit.
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Old 5th Nov 2022, 12:55
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The RNZAF crew were sure this wasn’t a C130 but…they looked over it anyway.
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