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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 30th Oct 2022, 12:38
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Where's Harry and Megan? They're in the Range Rover behind and stop whinging as they're paying for their own security with profits from a book.
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Old 30th Oct 2022, 13:05
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Vy are you driving down zer middle of zer road?

Becuz I am zer Liberal! Anyvay, you sink anyvun else iss going to object?
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Zer vheels on zer tank go clank clank clank...
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Typical Huns.....no concept of the proper use of a Brolly in warfare!
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Old 30th Oct 2022, 13:52
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Sarge, why are there no lovely young nubile French girls to welcome us as we the roll triumphantly through Nouvion???
Cause we're in Dortmund dumkoph, i
knew it was a mistake to cross service the navigator from the Air Force.

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Old 30th Oct 2022, 14:36
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The German hunters were disqualified from the annual Haggis Hunt after they were found to have baited their guns with apples , they might allow that sort of thing for the Womble Hunt in Wimbledon Green , but we are not going to allow that nonsense north of Greta Green a spokesperson for the Highland Haggis Hunters Hassociation was quoted as saying to the local media . These German Hunters are masters at baiting , but we had no choice but to toss them off this years Hunt for unsportsmanlike conduct . Next years Hunt may limited to guns under 100 mm both in width , length and girth . No small furry game should have to endure the ballistic pressure from such a large weapon . After all this is 2022 not 1942 .
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Old 30th Oct 2022, 14:46
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The umbrellas are used to regulate the amount of water falling into the tank so the fish that are driving it stay happy.
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Old 30th Oct 2022, 15:14
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Don't care if it's still raining, we're staying up here until you stop blowing off fowl gases.
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Old 30th Oct 2022, 18:06
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Nope, I don't think this picture will get in the short list for the BBC Country file Calendar 2023...Mr Taylor
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Old 31st Oct 2022, 00:19
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A lot of great entries on this one. I could have listed ten runners up as easily as three, but I've cut them down to these, in no particular order:

Treadigraph -- We must look a right pair of Panzers with these brollies...

Wensleydale -- Hitler's Winter Offensive in December 1944: "Wacht am Rain"

Dan Gerous -- "Oleg, why are we going into battle with this captured stuff from WWII"?

"It's simple Yuri, they can't blow the turrets off these"!

First place goes to the one that made me laugh the most, and I'm a sucker for goofy puns. So
Confusious takes it with:

I yelled "up persiscopes" then up popped a 'pair o' dopes'.

The trophy will be on its way as soon as the weather breaks.



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Old 31st Oct 2022, 09:39
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Ta Chu Chu.
Here we go again folks.
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Old 31st Oct 2022, 10:04
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Is that a bottle of Rat Trap?
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Wait! It’s zero alcohol! I’m not stupid enough to pick that up!
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Old 31st Oct 2022, 10:54
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"I've heard of a Jock Strap, but what is a Moww Strap?" (SNAP!!) "MMM Owwwwww!"
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Old 31st Oct 2022, 10:56
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Fools go Russian in where angels fear to tread...
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Old 31st Oct 2022, 11:23
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Hmmm Bud light in a warzone, ironic, as there is no f*cking nor are we close to water...
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Well, I couldn’t find a washing machine so this’ll do…
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Ahh Tabasco sauce, I am told this stuff has a bite to it.
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Well, I’m here in Tobruk and I still have no idea how they got their nickname…
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