Caption Competition Mk III
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Sir, they’re shouting can you get out of the bloody way, you’re blocking the NAAFI wagon.
...and finally..
Sir, Sir, while your taking the victory salute from the greatfull locals released from the tyranny of 4 years under the jack booted enemy, can I ask you to have a look at our latest casualty figures. ....
Smithers ,... don't bother me with mere details, details...
Sir, Sir, while your taking the victory salute from the greatfull locals released from the tyranny of 4 years under the jack booted enemy, can I ask you to have a look at our latest casualty figures. ....
Smithers ,... don't bother me with mere details, details...
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Five ice cold pints of Carlsberg please, I told John Mills the stuff doesn’t travel Alex old chap, you wait until you taste it.
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If I keep on waving they might not notice the join right down my car’s radiator!
So what kind of parade does Monty get when he actually wins a battle ?
Okay, here goes:
Runners up are:
MPN11 with: "No time for a haircut now, but make a note of the location, Driver.", and
Big Pistons Forever with: "So what kind of parade does Monty get when he actually wins a battle ?"
But Nutloose got in early and made me snicker the most with: "I’ll be glad when we get a set of legs for him, then we’ll have the fully Monty."
Take it away, Nutloose. The CapCom trophy will follow shortly via Delta, delta permitting.
Runners up are:
MPN11 with: "No time for a haircut now, but make a note of the location, Driver.", and
Big Pistons Forever with: "So what kind of parade does Monty get when he actually wins a battle ?"
But Nutloose got in early and made me snicker the most with: "I’ll be glad when we get a set of legs for him, then we’ll have the fully Monty."
Take it away, Nutloose. The CapCom trophy will follow shortly via Delta, delta permitting.
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Ok guess the cap comp caption while Copenhagen sorts out a picture.
Thank you very much, ok, see what you can do with this
Thank you very much, ok, see what you can do with this
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OK. we're ready to start pumping... have the Commandos positioned the outlet pipe over the German's position yet?
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Bloody Monty. Pees all over the camp 'cos he can't hold his beer, then buggers off on some egotistical victory parade.
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On the Officer Selection Course, candidate Bloggs thought he'd demonstrate his initiative by finding an alternative to spanning a 3 metre creek with a 2.5 metre plank.
There’s your problem! It’s in reverse!