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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 31st Jul 2021, 15:40
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I like the sign on the outskirts, " Monte Cassino welcomes carefull drivers, please park your Panzer / Churchill / Shermans in the park and ride car park..."
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Old 31st Jul 2021, 15:43
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Sir, they’re shouting can you get out of the bloody way, you’re blocking the NAAFI wagon.
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Old 31st Jul 2021, 15:47
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...and finally..
Sir, Sir, while your taking the victory salute from the greatfull locals released from the tyranny of 4 years under the jack booted enemy, can I ask you to have a look at our latest casualty figures. ....
Smithers ,... don't bother me with mere details, details...
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Old 31st Jul 2021, 15:57
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Five ice cold pints of Carlsberg please, I told John Mills the stuff doesn’t travel Alex old chap, you wait until you taste it.
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Old 31st Jul 2021, 16:02
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If I keep on waving they might not notice the join right down my car’s radiator!
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Old 31st Jul 2021, 16:09
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If I move my hand, this sign will fall off my head!
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Old 31st Jul 2021, 17:40
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So what kind of parade does Monty get when he actually wins a battle ?
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Old 31st Jul 2021, 22:16
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Monty doesn't realise that his driver has joined the train for the Tour of Denmark.
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Old 1st Aug 2021, 01:35
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Okay, here goes:

Runners up are:

MPN11 with: "No time for a haircut now, but make a note of the location, Driver.", and

Big Pistons Forever with: "So what kind of parade does Monty get when he actually wins a battle ?"

But Nutloose got in early and made me snicker the most with: "I’ll be glad when we get a set of legs for him, then we’ll have the fully Monty."

Take it away, Nutloose. The CapCom trophy will follow shortly via Delta, delta permitting.
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Old 1st Aug 2021, 03:51
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Ok guess the cap comp caption while Copenhagen sorts out a picture.

Thank you very much, ok, see what you can do with this

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Old 1st Aug 2021, 07:28
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"Don't know why the coffee tastes like mud. It was fresh ground this morning!"
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Old 1st Aug 2021, 07:29
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Production starts on another batch of London beer.
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Old 1st Aug 2021, 07:56
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Thought the Honey Cart was supposed to suck
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Old 1st Aug 2021, 07:58
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Clarkson's Farm suffers another technical malfunction.
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Old 1st Aug 2021, 08:00
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In Somerset the Happy Campers don't mind a little drizzle, just don't send Prince Charles for a moral boosting visit.
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Old 1st Aug 2021, 08:37
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The manual never said which bio fuel to use.



(Apologies for not responding to the winning messages last week - I was on a beach in Italy! - Can i still choose a photo? )
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Old 1st Aug 2021, 08:52
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OK. we're ready to start pumping... have the Commandos positioned the outlet pipe over the German's position yet?
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Old 1st Aug 2021, 08:54
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Bloody Monty. Pees all over the camp 'cos he can't hold his beer, then buggers off on some egotistical victory parade.
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Old 1st Aug 2021, 09:45
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On the Officer Selection Course, candidate Bloggs thought he'd demonstrate his initiative by finding an alternative to spanning a 3 metre creek with a 2.5 metre plank.
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Old 1st Aug 2021, 09:56
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Thereís your problem! Itís in reverse!
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