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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 2nd Aug 2022, 12:22
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Who's he calling Dumbo..
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Old 2nd Aug 2022, 12:24
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I told you not to follow trunk roads.
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Old 2nd Aug 2022, 13:32
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How do you get 4 Elephants in a Jetranger?
Two in the front and two in the back.


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Old 2nd Aug 2022, 13:44
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No. 27 Sqn RAF seek to acquire a new squadron mascot.
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Old 2nd Aug 2022, 14:35
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So if we stick a skid eiher side of its flanks, I will shut down and we can travel in Indian Maharaja style
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Old 2nd Aug 2022, 17:09
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Ok, time to pachyderm, er, pack it in before it becomes a mammoth tusk...

Runner up: Nutty with
This isnít Battersea heliport, itís the bloody Elephant and Castle...
Winner: Ascend Charlie with
An elephant never forgets, but that sure rings a Bell...
Congrats, CST being conveyed to you in a howdah...
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Old 2nd Aug 2022, 22:14
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Well, Howdee Doodah, thank you.

Stole this from another thread:


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Old 2nd Aug 2022, 22:21
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Bloody Elephants !
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Old 2nd Aug 2022, 23:44
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When the RSM said "Get those bloody helicopters off my parade ground!" he meant it.
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Old 3rd Aug 2022, 00:13
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Ok when I find one you haven’t bent we will try the take off again Hoskins.
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Old 3rd Aug 2022, 00:16
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I see Chef prepared his Currycane force 12 Phaal again last night...
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Old 3rd Aug 2022, 00:17
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Thunder bug season was upon us again.
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Old 3rd Aug 2022, 00:18
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Schweizer!

Did you mean "scheisse" Herr Oberleutnant?
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Old 3rd Aug 2022, 00:20
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Howdah hell did that happen?

Well, you see Sire, there were these elephants...
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Old 3rd Aug 2022, 00:28
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Best fart ever!
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Old 3rd Aug 2022, 00:49
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I told you the downwash from the XH-17 might cause problems...
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Old 3rd Aug 2022, 03:16
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We might be able to salvage the helicopters, but the Portaloos are gone forever.
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Old 3rd Aug 2022, 07:20
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The helicopters are all fine, but the hardened shelters are another issue.
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Old 3rd Aug 2022, 07:26
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Inviting a flight of B52's to do a scramble take off in peacetime was not thought through
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Old 3rd Aug 2022, 07:28
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At Farnborough after accusations the flying display was cr@p the organisers try to spice it up.
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