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Ok, enough with the photos in uniform, can I take my shirt off now?

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It’s ok the crew cannot see you, suck it Dmitry.

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And when we get back, remind me to ask Sergei what happened to the funding for the enclosed bridge.

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Nein, our Navy uniforms do not look like those of an SS tank crew.

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“Ah, the sea is so calm, just like it was when the Moskva sank. I wonder what really happened?”

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“I don’t need to wear uniform. Just a hat, with a badge, so that people know they should salute me.”

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# “And now I am the ruler of the Russian Neyveeee.”

Gnome de PPRuNe
I am the very model of a self-deluded Admiral
With a Napoleon complex acquired through diseases quite venerial
With fervent apologies to Flanders and Swann. Errr... Gilbert O'Sullivan... errr...
With a Napoleon complex acquired through diseases quite venerial
With fervent apologies to Flanders and Swann. Errr... Gilbert O'Sullivan... errr...

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They draped the skin of a dead albatross across his shoulders and banished him to the fishing tinny.
"This is the way the world ends, not with a bang, but a simper..."
"This is the way the world ends, not with a bang, but a simper..."

The bathroom in the Dear Leaders Sochi weekender really catered for flights of fancy.
