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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 28th Jul 2022, 17:37
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Ok, enough with the photos in uniform, can I take my shirt off now?
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Old 28th Jul 2022, 17:40
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It’s ok the crew cannot see you, suck it Dmitry.
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Old 28th Jul 2022, 17:49
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And when we get back, remind me to ask Sergei what happened to the funding for the enclosed bridge.
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Old 28th Jul 2022, 18:12
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This would be a good pose for a new russian stamp.


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Old 28th Jul 2022, 18:14
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"Everyone else, full speed ahead and damn the torpedoes".
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Old 28th Jul 2022, 18:24
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Nein, our Navy uniforms do not look like those of an SS tank crew.
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Old 28th Jul 2022, 18:52
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“Ah, the sea is so calm, just like it was when the Moskva sank. I wonder what really happened?”
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Old 28th Jul 2022, 18:56
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“I don’t need to wear uniform. Just a hat, with a badge, so that people know they should salute me.”
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Old 28th Jul 2022, 19:30
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# “And now I am the ruler of the Russian Neyveeee.”
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Old 28th Jul 2022, 19:38
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I am the very model of a self-deluded Admiral
With a Napoleon complex acquired through diseases quite venerial

With fervent apologies to Flanders and Swann. Errr... Gilbert O'Sullivan... errr...
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Old 28th Jul 2022, 20:29
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Damm, the British Prime Minister got to quit and his present to himself was to pilot a RAF Fast Jet....Now I think I'll command a Soyuz next ...
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Old 28th Jul 2022, 20:31
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The Model Boat society on Croydon lakes descide it's time to annex Peckham
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Old 28th Jul 2022, 20:33
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P&O Cross Channel ferries are asked to explain just where they recruited the Agency staff
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The Presidential Official Food Taster was heard to exclaim... Oh goody, Spinach ...again.
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Old 28th Jul 2022, 20:51
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Papa, you said one day this would all be Yuri's. Well where's Yuri now!
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Old 28th Jul 2022, 21:30
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They draped the skin of a dead albatross across his shoulders and banished him to the fishing tinny.

"This is the way the world ends, not with a bang, but a simper..."
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Old 28th Jul 2022, 22:07
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Get the Infantry to do drill on that nice flat sea!
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Old 28th Jul 2022, 22:09
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The bathroom in the Dear Leaders Sochi weekender really catered for flights of fancy.
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Old 28th Jul 2022, 22:20
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Attention!
Fag officer on the bridge!
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Old 29th Jul 2022, 06:57
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Hellooo sailor.
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