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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 11th Jul 2022, 10:41
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Early bird prize, Treadigraph, with "Silverjet's new Topless service proved to be a great disappointment to a large number of dirty old men who had booked seats in eager anticipation..."
Headmaster's prize for History goes to Kiltrash, for "At Farnborough after the Comet comes out the tank, it's dried off and put on the Ibiza flights"
Honourable mention to SLXOwft for "Letting 100 pax open their own complementary champagne bottles at once had unforeseen consequences."
Runner up is fdr for "Who cut the cheese?"
And the Winner is 622, with "In a desperate attempt to alert the cabin crew of the missing roof panel ....all passengers tried pushing the call button...."

Go for it, 622.
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Old 11th Jul 2022, 10:46
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Many thanks....I really should have done the lottery more this month if my results here are anything to go by.....

But hey ho...lets try this one then:


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Old 11th Jul 2022, 11:11
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Drop anchor
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Old 11th Jul 2022, 11:52
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The USS Monitor was sighted in Ukraine, looking for the Merrimac.
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Old 11th Jul 2022, 12:25
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Ordering Hoskins to position hull down may have been a mistake.
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Old 11th Jul 2022, 12:56
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It's called the Moskva maneuver
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Old 11th Jul 2022, 12:58
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Feet wet... feet dry.... feet wet....
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Old 11th Jul 2022, 12:59
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I'm sorry, that's a 4,000 Ruble fine, parked on double yellows..
Where?...
They are there, come the dry season all will be revealed, unfortunately for you, you only have 28 days to appeal the fine and the dry season is months away.
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Old 11th Jul 2022, 13:02
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If he thinks things are bad now, wait until I tell him that it's the sewerage pipe that has been breached.
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Old 11th Jul 2022, 13:03
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I keep saying, the mud at Glastonbury seems to get worse each year we attend.
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Old 11th Jul 2022, 13:14
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It's OK guys, I've seen Eddie Hall do this.
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Old 11th Jul 2022, 14:05
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Poor thing … it’s suffering from Turrets Syndrome.
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Old 11th Jul 2022, 14:05
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Now I know why the Brits call us Septics...
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Don't laugh but the Colonel's just in front of us in a Jeep...
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“The tow hook? Attach it yourself, comrade!”
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Old 11th Jul 2022, 14:39
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See what happens to the British Tank when they let Maggie or Diana or in fact any female reporter drive it off range in Aldershot. ..
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Old 11th Jul 2022, 14:40
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A little bit of light drizzle is to be expected on the M25. Speeds are anticipated to increase
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Farmer John ski fortunately was on hand to aid recovery
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Old 11th Jul 2022, 14:43
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Hello, is that the RAC membership...?
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Old 11th Jul 2022, 14:48
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The Croydon TA were well versed in dealing with unprepared roads, as demonstrated by this photo taken just outside their HQ on Mitcham Road...
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