Caption Competition Mk III

[Kiltrash]

Woof woof woof itsy woof...
roughly translated as...
I don't think we're quite on the ground skip. The fluffy white clouds seem to be below us....
That's alright Patch, 'cause we're in Australia ..

[Kiltrash]

Boy that was one hell of a hail storm we flew through. Still it did £100000 worth of improvements in Croydon ..

[Kiltrash]

The RSPCA initially thought this was stressing the dog out, untill they found out it was Nova, Rishi's Labrador and it was a lot less stressful than living in the same building as Larry

[Buster Hyman]

Okay, next time, pack the Cocaine a little more securely.

[NIREP reader]

Ex-RAF fighter Pilot training Chinese students wears a disguise after a media breaking news story.

[Confusious]

Ahh, now I get it, they must have named me after The Little Stinker.

[NutLoose]

Life rapidly went down hill for Tukker, after the AA dropped him from their advertising campaign.

[NutLoose]

[sealo0]

Hi All

last orders will be calling at approx 6 pm too many good captions going to be ruff.

Mike

[Confusious]

Where's Buster? Oh, he's over there laughing at Nutty trying to clear the runway with a shovel.

[Buster Hyman]

Too close for missiles, switching to leg humps!

[Buster Hyman]

Fine! Walk away then. I’ll lick my own balls! Bluddy FO’s….

[NutLoose]

Buster, are you not going to put up a caption?




EDIT...Holy poo, this is my 25,000 post

[Confusious]

Hey, if I take a dump right here, would I then be a cockapoo?

[treadigraph]

Hah! The CFI is giving my human a good talking to. That'll teach him to loop my lead round the air brakes lever! Amazing the way the boundary hedge removed all the paint...

[sealo0]

OK so here goes: Many thanks for everyone captions gave me a good laugh.
First is Chu Chu

Originally Posted by Chu Chu

. . . and everything was fine until he decided to hold the tow line in his mouth.

Second

Originally Posted by Confusious

Don't laugh, I'll have you know I'm an airport security dog...woof woof!

Treadigraph allmost under the wire.

Originally Posted by treadigraph

Hah! The CFI is giving my human a good talking to. That'll teach him to loop my lead round the air brakes lever! Amazing the way the boundary hedge removed all the paint...

So Over to You Chu Chu

Mike

[NutLoose]

Congratulations to Chu Chu and welcome to the competition Mike, good picture

[Chu Chu]

Thank you very much, Mike!

I had the famous shot of Patton augmenting the Rhine teed up, but I chickened out at the last minute. So give this one our worst:

[sealo0]

I’ll go for

umbrella’s at dawn

or seeing where I live

“trip to the seaside, Bank Holiday Monday”

[Hydromet]

"We were ordered to protect ourselves from celebratory shots fired in the air."