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Old 1st Jul 2021, 11:23
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With in-flight refueling mastered, the next frontier was in-flight recrewing.
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Old 1st Jul 2021, 11:25
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As the train goes through Duxford the guard announce the next stop is Edinburgh. Realising he was on the wrong service. Treadigraph pulls the communication chord .


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Old 1st Jul 2021, 11:48
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Hoskins demonstrates the new SpaceX seat. It not only removes you safely from the ac but also lowers you back into your favourite spot in the mess anteroom. The PMC has a few reservations about the burns in the carpet though.
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Old 1st Jul 2021, 11:54
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At Duxford the Link trainer gets a makeover just in time for the reopening before the school holidays
Should keep Sharkey happy for days.
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Old 1st Jul 2021, 11:59
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Nav steps out to ask for directions.
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Old 1st Jul 2021, 12:01
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Capt. Martin decided hed had enough of his talkative WSO, Lt. Baker.
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Old 1st Jul 2021, 12:03
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Capt. Morgan had had enough of anti-RAF comments from Lt. Ward.
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Old 1st Jul 2021, 12:05
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That was some vindaloo.
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Old 1st Jul 2021, 12:18
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After testing Space-X's new crew seat, Hoskins was heard to ask "Couldn't I just use a ladder to get in?"
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Old 1st Jul 2021, 12:21
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You can't have got us lost again Nav, Wait, there is a road sign, go and bloody read it then let me know on the radio where we are....
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Old 1st Jul 2021, 14:07
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The new aircrew retention initiative fell short of expectations.
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Old 1st Jul 2021, 14:19
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Flt Lt Hoskins could could take no more tales from the front seat about how great pilots were!
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Old 1st Jul 2021, 14:27
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Lord Alan gives the Bae Apprentice the bad news
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Old 1st Jul 2021, 14:39
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Little did the WSO know the pilot knew about his dalliance with the pilot's wife and had attached a cable between his seat and the cockpit floor. When that went tight, he would not dally any more!
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Old 1st Jul 2021, 14:47
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Does this mean you are sending me solo Sir?
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Old 1st Jul 2021, 15:54
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Oh b0II0x!
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Old 1st Jul 2021, 16:43
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Only when they re checked the plan, the dummy was meant to be sitting in the rear seat.
Well in Australia it's a simple mistake to make
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Old 1st Jul 2021, 16:44
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Subsequently the transiting Blue 2 engineer needed a crash course in landing
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Old 1st Jul 2021, 17:15
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Why is there a GoPro attached to a boom next to the cockpit? Ooooh sh........ . . . . . t!
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Old 1st Jul 2021, 17:33
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Ryanair ( Canada ) hits on a cost effective way to deliver the odd passenger wanting off on the ' Milk Run ' round British Columbia.
MOL said on Twitter.." Saves all this messing around with landing patterns. Now off to work on the pick up method .."

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