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"David, I am not the slightest bit interested in learning about what you consider to be an appropriate size "
This photo is everywhere on other platforms with captions.
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Brown to Boris, did you comb your hair with a toffee apple?
Cameron, if I can find the right wires I might be able to reboot the Maybot out of battery safe mode.
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Brown to Boris, did you comb your hair with a toffee apple?
Cameron, if I can find the right wires I might be able to reboot the Maybot out of battery safe mode.
Gnome de PPRuNe
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I WANNA ICECREAM!
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Och, they say Gentlemen prefer blondes, but I can tell you Boris, I do not!
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Rumour has it Putin may take the honourable way out and step out of a seventh floor window, what’s your plans Boris?
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Theresa: God I wish Penny would come over and we could talk about shoes, clothes, curtains, anything, so I wouldn't have to listen to this moron.
Tabs please !
Starmer : "Just look at that shower, and I'm the under-achiever."
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I wonder how Liz is finding your changing rooms decorating nightmare..
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All those guilty of warcrimes take one step back.
Gnome de PPRuNe
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Gordon: What have you done with Clegg?
Boris: Tied him up back-to-back with Corbyn in a remote location. Do you think we should release them after the funeral if they behave...?
Gordon: Nah! Wait till after the Coronation.
Boris: Tied him up back-to-back with Corbyn in a remote location. Do you think we should release them after the funeral if they behave...?
Gordon: Nah! Wait till after the Coronation.
Gnome de PPRuNe
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Boris: Psssst! I think you are standing on Wee Nick, Gordon...
Gordon: Yes, I know...
Gordon: Yes, I know...
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G.B to Boris (in his best Private Fraser impression) "Ye do ken Boris, ye've never had any friends in the past man ...and ye have nae got any noo....we're only here fae the photo....nae to see you.... I just thought ye'd like to nae " .
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Gordo: I've the most in common with her, I was never elected either...
Gordo: I've the most in common with her, I was never elected either...
Painted in Glasgow Corporation Green they are all set to sail up the Clyde , I wonder if they will paint a bus number on the front to complete the cunning disguise to invade Govan