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Old 11th Sep 2022, 02:22
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"...so I held the pig like this..."
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David Cameron, “I was watching Caddyshack last night, that Gopher was dancing just like this!”
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"David, I am not the slightest bit interested in learning about what you consider to be an appropriate size "
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Old 11th Sep 2022, 08:39
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This photo is everywhere on other platforms with captions.
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Brown to Boris, did you comb your hair with a toffee apple?
Cameron, if I can find the right wires I might be able to reboot the Maybot out of battery safe mode.
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Old 11th Sep 2022, 09:05
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I WANNA ICECREAM!
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Och, they say Gentlemen prefer blondes, but I can tell you Boris, I do not!
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Rumour has it Putin may take the honourable way out and step out of a seventh floor window, what’s your plans Boris?
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Boris: OMG, I've just realised, this is the EX PM's line!
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Theresa: God I wish Penny would come over and we could talk about shoes, clothes, curtains, anything, so I wouldn't have to listen to this moron.
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Old 11th Sep 2022, 13:39
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Starmer : "Just look at that shower, and I'm the under-achiever."
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I wonder how Liz is finding your changing rooms decorating nightmare..
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Boris: Uh-oh, I think I need a check wipe, I might have just followed through
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All those guilty of warcrimes take one step back.
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Old 11th Sep 2022, 14:59
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Gordon: What have you done with Clegg?

Boris: Tied him up back-to-back with Corbyn in a remote location. Do you think we should release them after the funeral if they behave...?

Gordon: Nah! Wait till after the Coronation.
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Old 11th Sep 2022, 15:01
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Boris: Psssst! I think you are standing on Wee Nick, Gordon...

Gordon: Yes, I know...
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I say Boris, could you give me the name of your hair dresser !
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Never before, in the field of UK domestic politics, have so few f@&ked up so much, for so many.
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G.B to Boris (in his best Private Fraser impression) "Ye do ken Boris, ye've never had any friends in the past man ...and ye have nae got any noo....we're only here fae the photo....nae to see you.... I just thought ye'd like to nae " .
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Gordo: I've the most in common with her, I was never elected either...
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Painted in Glasgow Corporation Green they are all set to sail up the Clyde , I wonder if they will paint a bus number on the front to complete the cunning disguise to invade Govan
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