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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 15th Sep 2022, 14:16
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Do not worry, we are a country of sand, there will be no falling off the back of your yacht here.
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Old 15th Sep 2022, 14:17
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"And I can assure you, you are safe from assassins here...wait, where did that table come from?"
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Old 15th Sep 2022, 14:17
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And living here you can have many wives and goats..... goats drrooooolll..... sorry, where were we Mr Putin.
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Old 15th Sep 2022, 14:19
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There will be no riding a white stallion topless here Mr Putin, we are all camel jockeys.
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Old 15th Sep 2022, 14:19
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"No, we've had no problem with North Korean weapons. Having said that, their AA guns don't shoot up, only straight & level...odd that..."
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And as you can see, in my country we have no windows and no need for curtains, so we wear them instead.
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Old 15th Sep 2022, 14:21
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Old 15th Sep 2022, 14:23
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You and your upper echelon will fit in right at home here, were did you think Ali Babba and the forty thieves originated?
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Old 15th Sep 2022, 14:31
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So, neither of us have any where to go on Monday then.....
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Old 15th Sep 2022, 19:39
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Well, as this has gone slow,
I shall call tomorrow (Friday).
Please have fresh ammunition available!
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Old 15th Sep 2022, 21:05
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God I hate doctors waiting rooms..
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Old 15th Sep 2022, 21:06
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Those Tomcats I offered you. I'll swap them for a decent carpet...
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Old 15th Sep 2022, 21:10
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I’m here for my piles, what about you?
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Old 15th Sep 2022, 22:35
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While Putin refused to admit defeat, the absence of Biden and Truss left a glaring gap at the commemorative conference.
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Old 16th Sep 2022, 08:20
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With twelve no shows, I'm not sure how we can proceed with item number one on the agenda which is to vote in the president of our new alliance. Tell me Mr. Putin, how did you manage to achieve 137% of the votes when you were elected?
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Old 16th Sep 2022, 09:19
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It must be bad Vlad, if I am the only country to turn up to your proposed peace deal.
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Old 16th Sep 2022, 09:27
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Tell me Mr Putin, have you seen the film "Casino Royale"?
No I have not?
Then make yourself comfortable, we're about to start negotiating.
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Old 16th Sep 2022, 09:38
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Gas and oil we have an abundance of, Mr Putin. Alcohol however... he asked him knowingly, know what I mean, nudge nudge, grin grin, Schnapps Schnapps, drink drink...

Vodka?

Anything...
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Old 16th Sep 2022, 10:59
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Girls...Girls...you want girls? what is wrong with the complimentary goat we left in your VIP suite?
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Old 16th Sep 2022, 11:04
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"Why you ease up on one butt cheek, Vlad? You gonna....ohh, my...that borscht is really OFF!"
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