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Old 28th Jun 2021, 09:09
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Old 28th Jun 2021, 09:12
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Sorry to feed you that vindaloo, but they specified a cat with reheat capability..
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Let me have a word in your shell-like.
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Ok own up, where did you purloin this from?
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Old 28th Jun 2021, 09:23
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Evil Kittnievel, the Feline Cannonball...
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Old 28th Jun 2021, 09:27
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Tiddles was so determined to get the sonovabitch pigeon which had been mocking her in the garden for weeks, she called in the RA...
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Old 28th Jun 2021, 09:28
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The chaps said when it all gets to much, i'd find a bit of pussy up here to talk too, so hello...
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Old 28th Jun 2021, 09:30
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Before joining forces with Blofeld, the white cat had been an artillery targeting specialist...
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Old 28th Jun 2021, 09:41
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I'm sorry old chap, but you are being posted, the Navy say they need a cat on their new carriers, so it's been decided the Army will help them out.
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Old 28th Jun 2021, 09:53
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All my last cat used to drag home were mice.
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Old 28th Jun 2021, 10:07
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Gosh, not to many of you furry ones about these days are there.
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Old 28th Jun 2021, 12:06
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"It's very simple sir, the cat goes on top, the buttered toast goes underneath, and thus the shell follows the terrain at a set height until it hits the target!"
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I know you wanted to join the USN sir but the F-14 has not yet been designed...you'll have to make do with this substitute
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'Teapot ' in the background...
Mr Hancock, think what your wife will think when this picture of you stroking another pussy gets out ."
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Heath-Robinson's idea for a cat neutering device was thwarted for the want of a piece of string.
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Hyphen-Smyth contemplated the similarity between commanding Anzac Troops and herding Cats!
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Think of the damage this would do to MPN's Tennis Court ..
Yes but would get rid of these pesky Moles.
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Tiddles was always strongly atracted to officers smoking pipes
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Right who thought it a wheeze to put superglue on the cat? ....
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Office Dibble finally gets Top Cat bang to rights with stolen property. ...
( At least it was not a MOD Laptop or Restricted Papers )

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Old 28th Jun 2021, 12:33
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Those boffins at RFC are working on something called reheat and they say you are a key component in getting it to work, I don't understand the gobbledegook myself, but it seems to involve you being in heat and mounted in something called a Catalickit igniter contraption.

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