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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 11th Aug 2022, 14:15
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Driver asks...If this the way to Croydon??
Lady? Replies....Oh No Dearie, this is the A38 for Bideford, you want the A23 for Croydon, and when you see the Weatherspoons call in for a Mr Treadigraph and he'll show you the way

Inspiration from a Monty Python sketch.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JTLeBybJhSo

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Old 11th Aug 2022, 14:46
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The lot lizards have been coming out of retirement to welcome troops , unfortunately not the overpaid oversexed over here legions , just the poor troops with borscht and vodka . Oh well they have to make a living after the pension cuts required to support the tax cuts for the oligarchs .
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No you can’t go on holiday to the Ukraine with your friends. Get down this minute and finish your paper round!
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You nearly ran me over, why didn't you stop?

Sorry mam, we've been told to go sparingly on the brakes.
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Two 99's, a Mivvi and a Slushy please.
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No you can't change this, it's my 15 minutes of fame
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Petrol?, no Petrol here, but I can do you a nice line in Potato soup
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Well it's not my fault your sweltering in a 45 deg Heatwave in your hermetically sealed armoured truck....Should have invaded in the winter,...
then you'll know why we all use donkeys and horses.
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Old 11th Aug 2022, 18:27
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“Would you mind moving? I’m trying to cross the road.”
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If You're Zorro, then I'm Catherine Zeta Jones..
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Old 11th Aug 2022, 19:08
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Why have you driven all the way to Ukraine to film the remake of Z Cars?
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Old 11th Aug 2022, 19:47
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I'll have three pints of gold top and have you any butter please?
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Morrisons resumes deliveries in Liverpool..
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Old 11th Aug 2022, 20:26
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What Johnseys butchers van Should have looked like.
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You and whose Denver Boot?.... I Park where I want.
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Old 11th Aug 2022, 20:28
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Granville! Don't tell me Mr Arkwright's got you doing deliveries in this?

Aye, he has Mrs Featherstone, but when he sees the fuel bill I think he'll say something that rhymes with bucket...
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While being sidetracked by the local beauty, they did not notice the mischievous little scamp letting down the tyres..
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Old 11th Aug 2022, 20:46
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Originally Posted by treadigraph
I'll have three pints of gold top and have you any butter please?
NOT A CAPTION
I'd like to say that I don't remember any of this but perhaps Z Cars has given that away. 🤔
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Old 11th Aug 2022, 22:13
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Errrm, it looks like you have a nut loose.
Not yet, but our mission is to capture him and the others from the PPRuNe Batallion. They keep taking sneaky photographs of us, then making jokes to laugh about us and our great leader.
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