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Old 7th Sep 2022, 12:06
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Gatwick car park Ltd trial a drop and fly service from the forecourt....you don't even need to get out of your car first.
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Now all we have to do is wait till the multi storey car park gets constructed
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With its unique diesel emissions testing capability no longer needed, Volkswagen* turns its skills to electric vehicle range ratings.

*Other dishonest vehicle manufacturers are available.
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Old 7th Sep 2022, 12:13
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This way you and three friends can all take part in a Parachute jump at the same time. It's cheaper as you don't need 4 Instructors either.
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Okay, let’s see how Tesla’s Autopilot handles this!
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Wow! They take their Road Rage seriously here!
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And here we demonstrate it’s off road capability…
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Responding to cuts in road maintenance budgets, auto makers experiment with new suspension systems.
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Old 7th Sep 2022, 14:08
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Sorry that I'm 20 minutes late ma'am. Oh yes, I promise that the energy crisis is my top priority.
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Old 7th Sep 2022, 14:32
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Driver: Whoa, think I took that last bridge a bit fast!

Onlooker: You jammy bastard!

Pilot: Funny... why did I suddenly need more collective?
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Hoskins had reason to regret his decision to park his car off-street in Birkenhead

or:

Clampers in Birmingham had a very strong work ethic.
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Old 7th Sep 2022, 17:17
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Having taken 50 minutes to get from RAF Northolt to No 10 Downing Street, even with a 6 car Police Convoy and 13 motorbikes using Blue's and too's, Ms Truss vows never to suffer that again. Well there MUST be a benefit to being PM.
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Old 7th Sep 2022, 17:19
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Barnard Castle?? Na sorry mate but there is a Specsavers over there.
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Old 7th Sep 2022, 17:20
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Sorry Mr Johnson, your only a Backbencher now so no free flights for you any more.
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Old 7th Sep 2022, 17:23
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Fr24 reports the call sign as " BMWQ7ECO4X4GTI "
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Old 7th Sep 2022, 17:29
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Even Freddie says this is a bit tame for Top Gear, now tied up in a straitjacket with flaming rope, would spice it up a bit.
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Old 7th Sep 2022, 19:52
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Helicopter narrowly misses the apex of the invisible 72-floor lift-operated car-park..
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It is typical Scottish:

O ye'll tak' the high road, and I'll tak' the low road,
And I'll be in Scotland a'fore ye,
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So the Russians are stealing Ukrainian cars now? They must have enough washing machines.
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