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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 20th Jun 2022, 08:15
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I really must go to the optician. All I see are coloured lines and squiggles.... said the designer of Dazzle Camouflage
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Old 20th Jun 2022, 08:18
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High Visability has a stealth quality all off its own. I mean would you dare to report to your commander what you just saw flying over??
( Yes i know Treadigraph would &#128522
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Old 20th Jun 2022, 08:31
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"Is that plane mocking us?"

"No, I think the pilot has nose wheel sneering selected!"
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Old 20th Jun 2022, 08:59
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Keep the engine revs down and I think we can get out of here without anyone seeing us.


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Old 20th Jun 2022, 09:01
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Boris Force One, with built in sneer.
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Old 20th Jun 2022, 10:37
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Originally Posted by Dan Gerous
Boris Force One, with built in sneer.
Actually, reminds me of Ed Milliband and the bacon sandwich...
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Old 20th Jun 2022, 11:09
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One of the few crews that prefer night flying.
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Old 20th Jun 2022, 11:20
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When you wrote up a chipped tooth on the left, did you mean the gearbox on #1?
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Old 20th Jun 2022, 12:23
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It's all well and good pandering to the LGBT brigade, but we are supposed to be a bloody Airforce first and foremost.
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Old 20th Jun 2022, 12:24
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Well the Americans used a gaudy aircraft to form up on during bomber ops...
But we do not have enough aircraft left to form up on us!
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Old 20th Jun 2022, 12:26
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It's a bitch post flight picking all the flies out from the teeth.
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Old 20th Jun 2022, 13:09
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An aircraft of the Royal Air Floss?
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Old 20th Jun 2022, 13:35
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No, I said an incisive colour scheme, not incisor!
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Old 20th Jun 2022, 13:44
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HOSKINS !!!!!!.......Have you actually seen a sharks mouth?
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Old 20th Jun 2022, 13:49
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Can't be British....the teeth are too straight...and all there.
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Old 20th Jun 2022, 15:26
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If you didn't want to haul rubber dog poop, you should have skipped the sh!t eating grin.
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Old 20th Jun 2022, 15:33
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You know the drill, Sergeant, we're going to do a hot extraction...

Right sir, I'll get the novocaine...
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Old 20th Jun 2022, 21:15
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"Brusha, Brusha, Brusha,
With the New Ipana,
With the Brand New Flavour,
It's Dandy for Your Teeth!"

Bucky Beaver, President
Dam Builder Airways
Underwater, U.K.

- Ed
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Old 20th Jun 2022, 22:21
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5 knots were gained just by painting the mouth shut.
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Old 21st Jun 2022, 05:17
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Due to a rail strike I need to find another way to work...
on second thoughts I'll work from home
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