OK, the Judge has got his wig on... quick round up:
Second place with a zooper contribution:
Confusious:
Bud dad, you said we were going out to see tigers, leopards and panthers.
Winner with a spot of comic genius...
Dan Gerous:
I'm telling you it's a Challenger 2. I'm the defence correspondent for the Beano, and I know what I'm talking about.
Congrats, as soon as I can ferret it out, the CST will be on its way...
Mine might have been "Jeez, they take truancy seriously around here..."