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Old 30th Aug 2022, 01:32
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If Fritz wont come up to fight, well beer him in his den.
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Old 30th Aug 2022, 05:55
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And tell Commander Bond it should arrive shaken not stirred.
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Old 30th Aug 2022, 05:56
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Who is Joy and why all the kisses?
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Old 30th Aug 2022, 06:02
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Better top it up with deicing fluid, we don’t want it freezing on the way over.
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Old 30th Aug 2022, 06:03
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I reckon we can charge them 2 bob a pint.
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Are you sure the Staish said put it on his mess bill?
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Old 30th Aug 2022, 06:07
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And be careful, I heard customs went in on the first wave.
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Old 30th Aug 2022, 06:09
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Trouble is what do we decant it into on the other side?
no problem, we'll hang the empty barrels under the wings, then you can pour it back into them

NOT THE CAP COMP PICTURE




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Old 30th Aug 2022, 06:54
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Well his ACR did describe him as a stout fellow.
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Old 30th Aug 2022, 06:55
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Delivery for OC Hops Wing?
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Old 30th Aug 2022, 06:59
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"The wine goes under the port wing..."
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Smithers looks on as they load the beer for the "other Sqn" who do not realise he has removed the letter P from in front of the barrel content markings.
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Old 30th Aug 2022, 10:11
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The Op Order specified that the Spitfire had to be armed with a minimum 200 Rounds........
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Old 30th Aug 2022, 11:55
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Hoskins! The boffins said to fill the tank with neutral spirits.

Do you think Im stupid, Sir? This is Irish whiskey.
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Old 30th Aug 2022, 12:14
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"This new biofuel smells a bit like beer. I wonder why it's supplied in barrels?"
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Old 30th Aug 2022, 12:53
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I say chaps, wouldn't it have made more sense to fit the empty tank to the kite before filling it?
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I see it's going to 29 Sqn, I wouldn't fill it to much, those woosies cannot hold their beer.
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Are those barrels secure? I don’t want to roll them!
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Old 30th Aug 2022, 12:56
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When I deliver this to Gonorrhea Greg, it won't be Spitfire, it'll be more like Pissfire.
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