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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 22nd Jul 2022, 09:51
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Ah, that old Evenready battery turkey...
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Old 22nd Jul 2022, 10:08
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That's the problem with recharchable's, you keep getting the same output.
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Old 22nd Jul 2022, 11:46
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We lash them together in Series and apply them to Hoskins Testicles. We hoped that it will alert him when he get a bit late on his roundout. ..however he seems to enjoy it..
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Old 22nd Jul 2022, 12:27
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Charge that airman......
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Old 22nd Jul 2022, 12:29
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From a plethora of really funny answers, the mental picture of someone who goes around, cough, cough, licking aircaft noses is:-

Originally Posted by cavuman1
Your tongue really tingles if you lick the radome.
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CST tingling to get to you!
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Old 22nd Jul 2022, 14:25
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Thank you, cynacalint! I shall place the valuable CST in a Faraday Cage and assure that it is properly grounded. In the interim, I am certain that the membership will generate some hilarious captions for this:



- Ed
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Old 22nd Jul 2022, 14:32
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Suddenly Pittsburgh didn't seem such an attractive destination. Perhaps he could reconfigure the navigation systems...
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Old 22nd Jul 2022, 15:55
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What could possibly go wrong?? ...Square Windows..
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Old 22nd Jul 2022, 15:57
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While watching " Debbie does Dallas ", Hank was glad he had signed up for Auto Switch Tabs when the Hostie approached. .
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Old 22nd Jul 2022, 16:00
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With fingers that long, he's obvious a Gynecologist.
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Old 22nd Jul 2022, 16:22
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****, I'm on a Boeing..
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Old 22nd Jul 2022, 17:44
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oopps! does someone have a copy of the Pilot's Notes handy?
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Old 22nd Jul 2022, 18:22
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Bloody RyanAir, it’s now telling me a fee is involved.
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Old 22nd Jul 2022, 18:32
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Bloody RyanAir and it’s offering a selection of options to enable,
Standard legroom tick
2 inch extra legroom tick
water tick
cup water for the use off tick
inflight catering tick
hostess service tick
carry on bag allowance tick
lifejacket tick
airvent tick

I could buy the aircraft for the price of these
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Old 22nd Jul 2022, 18:58
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I better choose MRTT configuration otherwise chances are the installation will grind to a halt in Iran due to missing upgrades.

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Old 22nd Jul 2022, 20:48
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Ohh… there appears to be a tanker option, but at over a million pound a day who in their right mind would ever tick that option.
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Old 22nd Jul 2022, 21:17
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Ha, now I can teach them for not giving me an upgrade.
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Old 22nd Jul 2022, 21:20
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Merde, I 'ave been 'acked, all ARC software is bilingual"
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Old 23rd Jul 2022, 02:39
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Holy Crap! I'm on an A310?????
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Old 23rd Jul 2022, 04:37
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After the incident, all agreed that the passenger in 27A looked rather sketchy.
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