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“This just vegetable!! How you make Burger or Cheese with this cr@p?”
Due to a toilet paper shortage in North Korea and a exceptionally great harvest of Corn Cobs, gives the Great Leader a solution to both issues.
" Why do I always have to think these things " he was heard to mutter...
substitute loofer for Toilet Roll and the caption still works.
" Why do I always have to think these things " he was heard to mutter...
substitute loofer for Toilet Roll and the caption still works.
Right take these to Pyongyang and give one to each party member at the Congress. and when they consume them the microphone will be digested and we can hear everything they are planning against me... Brilliant
Scientist just behind pointed out the problem with the microphone and he has one beside him to show the size of the problem.
Scientist just behind pointed out the problem with the microphone and he has one beside him to show the size of the problem.
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Avada Kedavra.... it’s not working, are you sure Harry Potter used one of these, as I have alternate means of ensuring Avada Kedavra works.
As the coprophagic dog said as he inspected his companion's cuneiform of the bowel: "I love the way you use the corn for texture!"
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I'll call it tonight around 8pm as I'll be out and about tomorrow - keep 'em coming, the cornier the better...
At Gweat Korean Bwake Off .....GL finds one with a soggy bottom......and shoots the offender to leave Mr Wong the winner, who he then shoots for engageing in western ways!
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"With about 500 kernels per cob, with this lot we could give everyone in Pyongyang one kernel each!"
"Oh, so generous, Great Leader!"
"Oh, so generous, Great Leader!"
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Whilst the new hairpiece for the Donald impressed the leader, he wasn’t so sure about the corn.
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They don’t like em up em... they don’t like it up em....
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North Korea opens their first KFC, Kentucky Fresh Corn is expected to be a big seller amongst the elite.
GL..." I heard that, who said they reminded them of my Chubby Little Fingers ?"
8 of the funkys took one step back.
or
one of them said
" Gate reeder. It was me" said the ventriloquist dummy ..
8 of the funkys took one step back.
or
one of them said
" Gate reeder. It was me" said the ventriloquist dummy ..
And thus was the game of Cornhole invented.
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OK folks, great entries as usual - I even learned something, though I forget what it was. Anyway, leading the field with an amaize-ing entry is our winner:
Ninthace
Over to you, sir!
Ninthace
The amanuenses found the Jolly Green Giant turned to be something of a disappointment in real life.
I am honoured. I thought my attempt was a bit too corny to stand a chance.
Have we had this one?
Have we had this one?