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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 8th Jun 2021, 16:25
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“This just vegetable!! How you make Burger or Cheese with this cr@p?”
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Old 8th Jun 2021, 20:18
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Due to a toilet paper shortage in North Korea and a exceptionally great harvest of Corn Cobs, gives the Great Leader a solution to both issues.
" Why do I always have to think these things " he was heard to mutter...

substitute loofer for Toilet Roll and the caption still works.
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Old 8th Jun 2021, 20:24
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Right take these to Pyongyang and give one to each party member at the Congress. and when they consume them the microphone will be digested and we can hear everything they are planning against me... Brilliant
Scientist just behind pointed out the problem with the microphone and he has one beside him to show the size of the problem.
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Old 8th Jun 2021, 20:26
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One Peasant in his smallholding produced all these? Make him the Minister of Armaments.
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Old 8th Jun 2021, 20:55
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And where the hell is the butter??
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Old 8th Jun 2021, 21:29
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Avada Kedavra.... it’s not working, are you sure Harry Potter used one of these, as I have alternate means of ensuring Avada Kedavra works.
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Old 8th Jun 2021, 21:36
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As the coprophagic dog said as he inspected his companion's cuneiform of the bowel: "I love the way you use the corn for texture!"

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Old 9th Jun 2021, 07:35
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In one last great push to be re-elected Great leader Kim ups the bribe support to the housewives with help to spread their food Won further.
" Cut into smaller pieces "
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Old 9th Jun 2021, 07:40
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" In these enlightened times we need to get the Female opinion on this problem "
It was at this point the Generals all realised Kim had gone totally mad.
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Old 9th Jun 2021, 07:41
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I'll call it tonight around 8pm as I'll be out and about tomorrow - keep 'em coming, the cornier the better...
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Old 9th Jun 2021, 07:43
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At the Car Boot sale Kim did expect a greater range of goods on offer
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Old 9th Jun 2021, 07:46
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At Gweat Korean Bwake Off .....GL finds one with a soggy bottom......and shoots the offender to leave Mr Wong the winner, who he then shoots for engageing in western ways!
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Old 9th Jun 2021, 11:16
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"With about 500 kernels per cob, with this lot we could give everyone in Pyongyang one kernel each!"

"Oh, so generous, Great Leader!"
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Old 9th Jun 2021, 12:54
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Whilst the new hairpiece for the Donald impressed the leader, he wasn’t so sure about the corn.
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Old 9th Jun 2021, 13:08
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They don’t like em up em... they don’t like it up em....
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Old 9th Jun 2021, 13:17
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North Korea opens their first KFC, Kentucky Fresh Corn is expected to be a big seller amongst the elite.
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Old 9th Jun 2021, 15:03
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GL..." I heard that, who said they reminded them of my Chubby Little Fingers ?"
8 of the funkys took one step back.
or
one of them said
" Gate reeder. It was me" said the ventriloquist dummy ..
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Old 9th Jun 2021, 15:13
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And thus was the game of Cornhole invented.

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Old 9th Jun 2021, 19:09
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OK folks, great entries as usual - I even learned something, though I forget what it was. Anyway, leading the field with an amaize-ing entry is our winner:

Ninthace

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Over to you, sir!
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Old 9th Jun 2021, 19:43
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I am honoured. I thought my attempt was a bit too corny to stand a chance.

Have we had this one?

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