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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 8th Jun 2022, 18:25
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Penelope Pitstop prepare to lose, I have Mutley to help me…
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Old 8th Jun 2022, 18:26
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I'm here to feed the dog. The dog's here to make sure I don't touch the controls. I haven't yet discovered the cigar's purpose... but the dog is called Clinton.
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Old 8th Jun 2022, 19:19
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The RAF's first Female Nav was a stunner!
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Old 8th Jun 2022, 19:21
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"How does it handle? It's a bit of a dog!"

or

"His callsign is Pat. Pat the dog."
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Old 8th Jun 2022, 19:41
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After the Jubilee Flypast the Pilot dropped off 1 (f) squadron mascot at Battersea so he could have a night out with the ladies ...
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Old 8th Jun 2022, 19:46
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Well if I get shot down over England the Tommies won't shoot me as a Spy, I'll tell them I'm David Blunkett. ..
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Old 8th Jun 2022, 19:47
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Churchill did so want to be at Normandy for D-Day. However he had to be content by sending No 10's dog ...
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Old 8th Jun 2022, 19:51
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Actually I had two of them. But they got into a bit of a dogfight at 10000' over Hendon a couple of days ago and unfortunately for Rover... well, you know the War Office's view on parachutes...
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Old 8th Jun 2022, 19:52
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Did I make a good landing? It was close but no cigar...
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Old 8th Jun 2022, 20:01
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It seems pilots have suffered from someone in the rear cockpit barking out rubbish for longer than you might have thought.......
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Old 8th Jun 2022, 20:53
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Clouseau: How could a dewg be a lookout?
Dreyfus: How can an idiot be a pilot? Answer me that!
Clouseau: Well, it's very simple...all you do is enlist and.....
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Old 8th Jun 2022, 21:09
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Donít let the cigar fool you ó my navís a real bitch.
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Old 8th Jun 2022, 22:03
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the RSPCA eventually demanded the Red Arrows add oil to their exhausts....
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Old 8th Jun 2022, 23:10
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"Not only can he fly, he can pack parachutes! That's why I named him Rigger!"

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Old 8th Jun 2022, 23:49
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"I can't wait to meet Monica Lewinsky!", thought the dog, as Pilot Clinton adjusted his goggles and put the aircraft into an inverted flat spin.

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Old 8th Jun 2022, 23:53
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Just as well you can't see what his sister has in her mouth!
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Old 8th Jun 2022, 23:55
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Monsieur Hoskins promised his Nav that they would avoid Hartlepool.


https://www.historic-uk.com/HistoryU...lepool-Monkey/
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Old 9th Jun 2022, 00:51
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And then Lt. Schultz replaced the cigar with a scarf, and history was created.
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I’m Brown the Navigator and the pilot there, he’s Alcock and no trousers.
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