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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 16th Aug 2022, 23:08
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Wait until they've hauled it up the bank before we tell 'em that this isn't 33 Squadran. 33's Flight Lieutenant has been on the phone spitting feathers.
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Old 16th Aug 2022, 23:09
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The Mem Sahib is off for a Spa Day, won't she be surprised what I got her for her birthday ...
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Old 17th Aug 2022, 01:15
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Well, they were doing it Estonia.
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Old 17th Aug 2022, 01:16
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A Spitfire well might be worth ten thousand men. But did you have to tell the Duke of York?
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Old 17th Aug 2022, 06:38
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Leave it on the yard she said and the pikey will have it...how was I to know she meant the old washing machine..
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Old 17th Aug 2022, 06:42
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While doing his National Service the chap who was to become the Chairman of Shepherd Nemes Brewary was idly looking for names for his products ....I know Old Speckled Hen sounds a cracker
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Old 17th Aug 2022, 09:58
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Staish wants the grass pained, again , for a VVIP visit. So gotta move it. Now where did we put the wheels ??
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Old 17th Aug 2022, 10:16
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Time for the draw and you all made life problematic for me. I did like the reference to Jeremy Clarkson's Lightning – 622 at #12530 - but difficult decisions had to be made. Here we go.

3rd is Nutloose (#12512) with “If that bloody Admiral across the road can have a canon and balls outside his house, then I can have a Spitfire.”

2nd is 622 (#12524) with Walking out onto the balcony "Well Sir, one hell of a party last night!....I don't think the lads did anything to disgrace themselves......oh sh*t !!!"

1st is Buster Hyman (#12519) with the laconic On the Terrace: “Bertie...what exactly does 'Gun Harmonisation' mean?” with an honourable mention to Nutloose (#12488).

Over to you Buster.
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Old 17th Aug 2022, 12:38
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Oh! Cheers Morts!

Let's have a crack at this one eh!


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Old 17th Aug 2022, 12:47
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Are you sure this is what dogging is?
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Old 17th Aug 2022, 12:48
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Don't worry mate, the dogs not fussy..
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Old 17th Aug 2022, 12:49
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The dogs a bit short sighted, so apologies if when I throw the ball he sinks his teeth into the wrong ones.
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Old 17th Aug 2022, 12:50
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Don't worry, his bark is worse than his bite, but to be honest mate, those are the least of your worries.
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Old 17th Aug 2022, 12:52
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Why did you name the dog "humper"?
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Old 17th Aug 2022, 12:53
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paws for your thoughts?
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Old 17th Aug 2022, 12:54
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Arrrrgghhhhhhh! New balls please....
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Old 17th Aug 2022, 12:59
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Nice landing, Hoskins.
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Old 17th Aug 2022, 13:07
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I've found your contact lens, sir!
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Old 17th Aug 2022, 13:08
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Woof!

Oooh, I love it when you talk dirty...
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Old 17th Aug 2022, 13:18
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No drugs in there.
Next!
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