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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 22nd Aug 2022, 07:38
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If Bernard Matthews did aeroplanes...
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Old 22nd Aug 2022, 07:39
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Scruggs, I'm afraid the Air Ministry considers your new Wonderplane to be a complete Fustercluck...
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Old 22nd Aug 2022, 08:20
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The Sun reports New Aircraft for 43 Squadron.
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Old 22nd Aug 2022, 09:21
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let's get the clucking bell out of here.
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Old 22nd Aug 2022, 09:24
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RAF caught up in diversity issues, their new training aircraft was clearly seen to be a rooster and no hens had been ordered.
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Old 22nd Aug 2022, 09:33
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"The Woke Brigade has censored my Flight Manual, so there's no mention of a Fuel C0ck"
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Old 22nd Aug 2022, 13:25
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The wake turbulence really fowls the air…
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Old 22nd Aug 2022, 13:27
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No, I said I want to check in for my flight!
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Old 22nd Aug 2022, 13:28
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Better feather the engine
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Old 22nd Aug 2022, 16:03
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The only birdie not under par
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Old 22nd Aug 2022, 17:53
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This was a tough-un, so calling it early.

cynicalint has hatched a cracker, so gets the golden egg:
Pilot who wanted to identify as a 'Bon Oeuf' chose the wrong gender aircraft from which to be reborn!

And with a very clever topical cracker our runner up is:
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RAF caught up in diversity issues, their new training aircraft was clearly seen to be a rooster and no hens had been ordered.

Congratulations cynicalint, over to you.

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Old 22nd Aug 2022, 22:17
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Originally Posted by Traffic_Is_Er_Was
French Air Force new national insignia: may as well tell it like it is.
I thought that one won hands up...
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Old 22nd Aug 2022, 22:24
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Originally Posted by treadigraph
I thought that one won hands up...
Yep, liked that one too Treaders, but when you gotta call, you gotta call.
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Old 22nd Aug 2022, 22:35
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Thank you! Confucius thinks I won Hands Down!
Crack the shell of the CST on this one....




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Old 22nd Aug 2022, 23:07
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I'm looking forward to the singletons opposition passes...
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Old 22nd Aug 2022, 23:09
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Ah, the Jones Bros Circus...
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Old 22nd Aug 2022, 23:10
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Red Three, late into the turn as usual...
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Old 23rd Aug 2022, 01:13
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Who said the 6-monthly sim check couldn't be fun?

The Rare Darrows doing their bad weather show.
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Old 23rd Aug 2022, 05:23
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"Wish I didn't have a hangover".
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Old 23rd Aug 2022, 07:45
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Operator...No No the idea is YOU pay ME to fly that.
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