Caption Competition Mk III

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If Bernard Matthews did aeroplanes...

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Scruggs, I'm afraid the Air Ministry considers your new Wonderplane to be a complete Fustercluck...

[Wensleydale]

The Sun reports New Aircraft for 43 Squadron.

[NutLoose]

let's get the clucking bell out of here.

[NutLoose]

RAF caught up in diversity issues, their new training aircraft was clearly seen to be a rooster and no hens had been ordered.

[Ascend Charlie]

"The Woke Brigade has censored my Flight Manual, so there's no mention of a Fuel C0ck"

[Buster Hyman]

The wake turbulence really fowls the air…

[Buster Hyman]

No, I said I want to check in for my flight!

[Buster Hyman]

Better feather the engine

[Self loading bear]

The only birdie not under par

[Confusious]

This was a tough-un, so calling it early.

cynicalint has hatched a cracker, so gets the golden egg:
Pilot who wanted to identify as a 'Bon Oeuf' chose the wrong gender aircraft from which to be reborn!

And with a very clever topical cracker our runner up is:
NutLoose
RAF caught up in diversity issues, their new training aircraft was clearly seen to be a rooster and no hens had been ordered.

Congratulations cynicalint, over to you.

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Originally Posted by Traffic_Is_Er_Was

French Air Force new national insignia: may as well tell it like it is.

I thought that one won hands up...

[Confusious]

Originally Posted by treadigraph

I thought that one won hands up...

Yep, liked that one too Treaders, but when you gotta call, you gotta call.

[cynicalint]

Thank you! Confucius thinks I won Hands Down!
Crack the shell of the CST on this one....

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I'm looking forward to the singletons opposition passes...

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Ah, the Jones Bros Circus...

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Red Three, late into the turn as usual...

[Ascend Charlie]

Who said the 6-monthly sim check couldn't be fun?

The Rare Darrows doing their bad weather show.

[Wensleydale]

"Wish I didn't have a hangover".

[Kiltrash]

Operator...No No the idea is YOU pay ME to fly that.