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Old 17th Aug 2022, 13:00
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Now you tell me the dog has a foot fetish
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Old 17th Aug 2022, 13:00
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The Hosepipe ban was certainly affecting the Armies training for the up coming swimming championships!
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Old 17th Aug 2022, 13:01
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Now you tell me the dog has a foot fetish
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Old 17th Aug 2022, 13:03
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Right chaps after you finish you will be qualified to resist Japanese torture having been staked out in the sun, with Chappie having been smeared all over your Crown Jewels.
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Old 17th Aug 2022, 13:08
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Dog thinks....woof woof woofety woof...translated as
Now why could i not have been rescued by a nice 87 yr old millionaire and been written into her will as inheriting all her welth. I could have been rich enough to elope with that nice Fifi from next door.
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Old 17th Aug 2022, 13:09
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Happy Birthday Rover.......
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Old 17th Aug 2022, 13:16
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You’re safe from a dog if you lie down. Or was that a horse?
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Old 17th Aug 2022, 13:40
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You'd be quicker using the crawl than the breaststroke, wait, and I'll get my dog to show you
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Old 17th Aug 2022, 13:53
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Hoskins.....when I said roll over and play dead.....I was talking to my dog!
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Old 17th Aug 2022, 13:59
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...and that was the last time that Prvt Smith showed his ID to the dog when challenged ....
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Old 17th Aug 2022, 14:20
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Early trials show promise as to medical dogs internally checking people for Prostate Cancer
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Old 17th Aug 2022, 14:25
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...and that shows what happens of you jump out a perfectly working aircraft and discover half way down your parachute was packed by Hoskins..
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Old 17th Aug 2022, 14:57
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Old 17th Aug 2022, 15:28
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Now about this time after my dog has brought you under control, I would pat you down, but I can smell the sh*t from here..
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Old 17th Aug 2022, 17:31
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Adam Savage had to stand in for ' Buster ' when he objected to the torrent of savage beating he took every week, all in the pursuit of ratings.




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Old 17th Aug 2022, 17:34
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Go for a holiday they said, to Cuba they said, to Guantanamo bay they said, all expenses paid they said. Did not tell me it is a one way trip.
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Old 17th Aug 2022, 17:37
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Sorry children but as the mealy mouthed Liberals have gone all namby pamby we will have to re think the punishment if you say the dog eat your homework.
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Old 17th Aug 2022, 17:40
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Having searched the local hospitals it was fortunate they found a patient already plastered up for the demonstration.
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Old 17th Aug 2022, 17:40
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His passing out parade was not as expected.
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Old 17th Aug 2022, 17:42
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....and if you do not vote for Liz, this will be your fate, said Jacobs Rees-Mog

( Sorry everyone I'm on a train to Edinburgh so i'll spare you any more till tomorrow 😊 )
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