Caption Competition Mk III

[Kiltrash]

Now you tell me the dog has a foot fetish

[622]

The Hosepipe ban was certainly affecting the Armies training for the up coming swimming championships!

[Kiltrash]

Now you tell me the dog has a foot fetish

[Kiltrash]

Right chaps after you finish you will be qualified to resist Japanese torture having been staked out in the sun, with Chappie having been smeared all over your Crown Jewels.

[Kiltrash]

Dog thinks....woof woof woofety woof...translated as
Now why could i not have been rescued by a nice 87 yr old millionaire and been written into her will as inheriting all her welth. I could have been rich enough to elope with that nice Fifi from next door.

[622]

Happy Birthday Rover.......

[Chu Chu]

You’re safe from a dog if you lie down. Or was that a horse?

[NutLoose]

You'd be quicker using the crawl than the breaststroke, wait, and I'll get my dog to show you

[622]

Hoskins.....when I said roll over and play dead.....I was talking to my dog!

[622]

...and that was the last time that Prvt Smith showed his ID to the dog when challenged ....

[Kiltrash]

Early trials show promise as to medical dogs internally checking people for Prostate Cancer

[Kiltrash]

...and that shows what happens of you jump out a perfectly working aircraft and discover half way down your parachute was packed by Hoskins..

[treadigraph]

[NutLoose]

Now about this time after my dog has brought you under control, I would pat you down, but I can smell the sh*t from here..

[Kiltrash]

Adam Savage had to stand in for ' Buster ' when he objected to the torrent of savage beating he took every week, all in the pursuit of ratings.

[Kiltrash]

Go for a holiday they said, to Cuba they said, to Guantanamo bay they said, all expenses paid they said. Did not tell me it is a one way trip.

[Kiltrash]

Sorry children but as the mealy mouthed Liberals have gone all namby pamby we will have to re think the punishment if you say the dog eat your homework.

[Kiltrash]

Having searched the local hospitals it was fortunate they found a patient already plastered up for the demonstration.

[Confusious]

His passing out parade was not as expected.

[Kiltrash]

....and if you do not vote for Liz, this will be your fate, said Jacobs Rees-Mog

( Sorry everyone I'm on a train to Edinburgh so i'll spare you any more till tomorrow 😊 )