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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 24th May 2022, 17:52
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Bond thinks … “Don’t look at her bum. Eyes front, and watch out for Corgies and sh1t.”
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Ok I’ve got the black cap for the Judge, let’s go and drop it off before he passes sentence on Johnston for that damned party while I had to sit in Westminster all on my bloody own.
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Old 24th May 2022, 17:59
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Is that bulge your PPK or are you just happy to see me 007
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Old 24th May 2022, 18:02
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The bag? It’s for the black balls 007..
But we haven’t got any ma’am
We will have when you bring me Harry’s 007.
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Old 24th May 2022, 18:13
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That reminds me, I could kill for a Pink Gin right about now..
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Old 24th May 2022, 18:15
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Ohhh I see you’re having a guided school visit ma’am?
No, that’s just Andrews guests.
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Old 24th May 2022, 18:16
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Epstein is his name, and make it look like suicide Bond.
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Old 24th May 2022, 18:27
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Bloody Maxwell’s, you think they would have learnt a lesson after I had you shove the other one orf the back of his Yacht 007.
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Old 24th May 2022, 19:08
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“007, do I need this level of protection for Chelsea Flower Show?”

“Some of those Roses have sharp thorns, Ma’am. Can’t take chances at your age.”
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Old 24th May 2022, 19:22
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There is a Meghanolamaniac on the planet, Mr Bond. Elimination please. And then deal with Putin. Then the little fat one in North Korea. Go to it....
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Old 24th May 2022, 19:40
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Ah come with James and give my husband some driving lessons please....silly old fool never passed a test
or

JB... I'm here to train you to jump out a helicopter. .
TQ....At that height? Lower Please
JB... ( Barry White voice) ..I'm here to train you to jump out a helicopter
or

Come with me a Bond, I'm off to visit Andrew and give him the good news I'm removing the DOY honour but I'm giving him a whole country instead, as Duke of Stanley. After all he's still a hero down there.... .and he can live there...

Ok no more please, am off to have a consider to find a worthy successor
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Old 24th May 2022, 19:53
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..and the winner is MPN with topical...and yes I agree Roses are a dangerous vicious beast..

Originally Posted by MPN11
“007, do I need this level of protection for Chelsea Flower Show?”

“Some of those Roses have sharp thorns, Ma’am. Can’t take chances at your age.”
With a worthy runner up of fdr with

...the new Miss Moneypenny was surprisingly well respected...
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Old 24th May 2022, 19:56
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Too late entry: Mr Bond, I can ennoble you with the title "Duchess of Sussex" should you wish to identify as female. On the other hand, "Duke of York" could be up for grabs... if you get my drift...
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Old 25th May 2022, 07:43
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Well, thank you, Kiltrash!

Evaluate these little flowers, then ,,, I'm sure some replies will be rude.



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Old 25th May 2022, 07:50
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New four-ship display team on the display circuit "The China Dolls"...
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Old 25th May 2022, 07:52
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Hey, my friend on my right, we call her Maverick as she look like Tom Cruise!
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Old 25th May 2022, 07:53
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Embarrassment all round as Ting Tong was forced to admit it was 'her' who left the toilet seat up...

(OK, I have started in the gutter...so things can only get better... )
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Old 25th May 2022, 07:59
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New range of ' Aviator ' sunglasses, only $2.
Genuine
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Old 25th May 2022, 08:00
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The spotters at the fence got a real surprise at the latest diversion ...
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Old 25th May 2022, 08:01
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Second right. ..
Where's my mobile??
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