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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 11th Aug 2022, 22:28
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A couple more Z's and the guys in back will be sound asleep. Or bumblebees.

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Old 11th Aug 2022, 23:38
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Originally Posted by Confusious
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I'd like to say that I don't remember any of this but perhaps Z Cars has given that away. 🤔
Most places still sell it, you have to look.

https://www.grahamsfamilydairy.com/o...gory/gold-top/
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Old 12th Aug 2022, 00:03
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No. It's up and to the right. And you have to lift the little collar under the shift knob.
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Old 12th Aug 2022, 01:26
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Here's your bag of underarm deodorant, now bugger off!!!
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Old 12th Aug 2022, 03:27
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"Yes, this is the first of the armoured school buses ordered by Texas, but we can't get it on a boat due to the embargo!"


(ducks for cover...)
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Old 12th Aug 2022, 05:49
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Barnard Castle?? No sorry that's not local round here Mr Cummins.
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Old 12th Aug 2022, 05:51
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Proof Positive that the Russian Army have female drivers, ...I mean have you ever known a man to stop and ask for directions ??
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Old 12th Aug 2022, 05:55
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' Hamster ' Hammond takes his latest Riot Control purchase for a quiet trip to his mate ' Capain Slow ' May
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Old 12th Aug 2022, 06:00
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Yes I know that Mrs Miggins at no 58 has
a spare bed in her B&B in Salisbury
or
Does not have a TV Licence
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Old 12th Aug 2022, 06:19
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M’dam, did I see you pissing on my front tire?

Damn right I did and if you don’t get the hell out of here I will sh!t on your rear as well.
You are blocking my route to the toilet.



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Old 12th Aug 2022, 07:49
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Your here to take part in Eurovision? ? Not round here it is'nt.
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Old 12th Aug 2022, 07:53
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Originally Posted by Confusious
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I'd like to say that I don't remember any of this but perhaps Z Cars has given that away. 🤔
Ashamed to say that though I live directly opposite a dairy, I've no idea how their milk is capped these days... Z Cars? Was renamed The Bill wasn't it?
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Old 12th Aug 2022, 07:55
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Taxi! Do you take cash?

Sorry luv, contactless only...

Oh bother!
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Old 12th Aug 2022, 09:45
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No, I'm not giving you a tip.
Bloody Zuber drivers, always late!
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Old 12th Aug 2022, 09:47
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Don't tell her your name Pikeski!
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Old 12th Aug 2022, 09:56
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It's ok Sir ....she's a lovely little lady who says we can have her bag of apples.......and not to worry about the ticking!
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Old 12th Aug 2022, 10:36
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Old 12th Aug 2022, 10:45
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Sleeper Cell Kherson carries on boldly with the only weapons it has. If only Liaison Officer Hoskins would send anti-tank weapons instead of relatives-by-marriage.
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Old 12th Aug 2022, 12:16
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After the horrific accident at the last race, F1 bosses showcase the latest driver protection.
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Old 12th Aug 2022, 12:17
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Having landed at Kiev and collected his hire car it was felt Hoskins would be safer with a free upgrade.
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