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Old 20th Aug 2022, 12:05
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Flogging was seen as far too barbaric to be countenanced in this enlightened country.
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Old 20th Aug 2022, 12:06
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Royal Mail Training for Postal Worker Recruits Day 2...
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Old 20th Aug 2022, 12:07
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At Hogwarts, the pupils were encouraged to waggle their wands and get him out this predicament
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Old 20th Aug 2022, 13:42
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Man Helps Dog Bite Victim.
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Old 20th Aug 2022, 14:01
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I think I will have a lie down over here, wake me when the results are in.
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Old 20th Aug 2022, 17:15
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NO for the third and LAST time , i don't want re homing with Paul O'Grady. ...said the man.
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Old 20th Aug 2022, 17:17
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NO I don't want to be your Bitch...
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Old 20th Aug 2022, 17:19
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Hoskins, no we're all out of barrels, you'll have to take it like a man...
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Old 20th Aug 2022, 17:24
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Some countries allow open air day light Dogging....whatever that is?
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Old 20th Aug 2022, 17:27
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Well yes I picked him up at Battersea, there's more if you want however you'll need him to be castrated, this is how they do it, ...said Rover.
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Old 20th Aug 2022, 18:27
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The director of the reenactment of "Dog Day Afternoon " elected to deviate from the script....
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Old 20th Aug 2022, 18:28
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I told him dating the RSM's daughter was a very very bad idea
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Old 20th Aug 2022, 18:31
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He should have took the 250 Press Ups..........
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Old 21st Aug 2022, 03:01
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"We at Pedigree take testing of your dogs choice seriously, for wet, dry or wet 'n dry... 69 different flavours".
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Old 21st Aug 2022, 05:55
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Time to call this one. Well over 100 posts! Just goes to show that this crowd seem to enjoy Privates & Nuts!!!

3rd with the Honourable Recycling award...
Originally Posted by cynicalint
I fart in your general direction!
2nd with the Wimbledon Award...
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Arrrrgghhhhhhh! New balls please....
And our winner with the Spoken from Experience award...
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The dog was still waiting for Hoskins to properly assume the "Doggy Style" position.
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Old 21st Aug 2022, 07:26
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Originally Posted by Buster Hyman
Just goes to show that this crowd seem to enjoy Privates & Nuts!!!
One after the fact...

Sergeant: Private Hazell, get up, he didn't hurt you...

Dog thinks: Hazel? That didn't smell like squirrel sh!t to me..."
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Old 21st Aug 2022, 19:14
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Thanks Buster, but I am out of pix right now, so we will have an Open House...
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Old 21st Aug 2022, 19:26
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Try this one.
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Old 21st Aug 2022, 19:48
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"State Chicken".
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Old 21st Aug 2022, 19:53
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Pilot who wanted to identify as a 'Bon Oeuf' chose the wrong gender aircraft from which to be reborn!
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