Caption Competition Mk III
Didn't your mother teach you how to park ? You are taking up 5 parking spaces !
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Ok will call it Sunday 
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Sonny have you seen my pussy? Tiddles , your loud engine scared her out the house....
Driver...ah was she short black furry with wide open scared eyes?? If so, not seen her at all.
Driver...ah was she short black furry with wide open scared eyes?? If so, not seen her at all.
My, Kate Adie has not aged well...
( for those not in the know Kate was a senior war correspondent with BBC and as such was well known for turning up in areas of strife round the World. )
Afghanistan , Ethiopia, Croydon etc ..
( for those not in the know Kate was a senior war correspondent with BBC and as such was well known for turning up in areas of strife round the World. )
Afghanistan , Ethiopia, Croydon etc ..
Gnome de PPRuNe
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You've broken down? Well gentlemen, it's a long walk back to Moscow and it's that way. Good morning...
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Ok Scoring time, slightly delayed so as not to fall on a Sunday. Some excellent entries, I hope you liked the picture.
Mine would have been
I don't give a **** where you have come from, you are taking up 5 parking bays, so that will be 446 hryvnia please.
So do you do group rates?
So you want to get your feet wet and into something moist, I suggest you try driving over the bridge..
But alas the winner of the CST trophy IS
1st Morton with
No you can’t go on holiday to the Ukraine with your friends. Get down this minute and finish your paper round!
2nd Dan with
You'll have to pay the Crimea congestion charge to get through here now.
Runner up Cynicalint with
Oh dear! I was rather hoping you were the soldier who promised to rape everyone. Never mind, I'll look elsewhere then.....
Mine would have been
I don't give a **** where you have come from, you are taking up 5 parking bays, so that will be 446 hryvnia please.
So do you do group rates?
So you want to get your feet wet and into something moist, I suggest you try driving over the bridge..
But alas the winner of the CST trophy IS
1st Morton with
No you can’t go on holiday to the Ukraine with your friends. Get down this minute and finish your paper round!
2nd Dan with
You'll have to pay the Crimea congestion charge to get through here now.
Runner up Cynicalint with
Oh dear! I was rather hoping you were the soldier who promised to rape everyone. Never mind, I'll look elsewhere then.....
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Errrrr, it's a competition and it is black humour that the military thrive on, it is in no way intended as anything else, and it can be read two ways, if you are so put out, perhaps you should try to enter your own PC correct entries, ohhh and while we are at it he was not second.
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now now now then now then ….Pax Vobiscum.
