Ok Scoring time, slightly delayed so as not to fall on a Sunday. Some excellent entries, I hope you liked the picture.
Mine would have been
I don't give a **** where you have come from, you are taking up 5 parking bays, so that will be 446 hryvnia please.
So do you do group rates?
So you want to get your feet wet and into something moist, I suggest you try driving over the bridge..
But alas the winner of the CST trophy IS
1st Morton with
No you can’t go on holiday to the Ukraine with your friends. Get down this minute and finish your paper round!
2nd Dan with
You'll have to pay the Crimea congestion charge to get through here now.
Runner up Cynicalint with
Oh dear! I was rather hoping you were the soldier who promised to rape everyone. Never mind, I'll look elsewhere then.....