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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 16th Aug 2022, 06:26
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At the annual Poppy Day Drop in London all went swimming till one of the escorting Spitfires suffered a engine failure, fortunately there was a long wide runway to safely land on in the run up to the big house at the end of tbe road. Later investigations showed the problem started when tbe aircraft lost its propellor
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Old 16th Aug 2022, 06:29
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Amazing what you can find when digging on Brocket Hall. ...Later found to be a Insurance scam.
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Old 16th Aug 2022, 06:34
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Really, Hoskins, your idea for a ski-jump deck sounds quite good, but surely you could have chosen somewhere better for proof of concept testing.
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Old 16th Aug 2022, 07:14
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Walking out onto the balcony "Well Sir, one hell of a party last night!....I don't think the lads did anything to disgrace themselves......oh sh*t !!!"
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Old 16th Aug 2022, 07:17
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Why can't the AOC just have a little pond and a gnome like normal people!
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Old 16th Aug 2022, 08:31
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So, where's this Super Marina I keep hearing about Chumley?
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Old 16th Aug 2022, 08:37
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Oh, just tell the buggers back in London that we buried it under a runway in Burma...
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Old 16th Aug 2022, 09:40
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OK! OK! I will keep the bar open for 2 more hours, just point that thing somewhere else!
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Old 16th Aug 2022, 09:58
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I don't care Doulgas if you do have a blue badge ....you can't park it at the front of the mess!

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Old 16th Aug 2022, 10:18
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All I can say Mr Clarkson is I hope your son Jeremy grows up with more sense than to park a fighter in his front garden as an ornament!
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Old 16th Aug 2022, 10:34
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Ok, its here, but I still can't understand how it'll plough the fields...
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Old 16th Aug 2022, 10:42
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Good news and bad news lads !!
Good news, after this we have another one to do next door...but should be easier as we will have worked out the best way to get it up the slope
Bad News .....He's AOC bomber command
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Old 16th Aug 2022, 11:14
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At the August Bank Holiday fairground, the Ducks stood no 'effin chance.
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Old 16th Aug 2022, 11:16
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The Jehovas Witness bible bashers did not take too kindly to people not answering the door
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Old 16th Aug 2022, 11:22
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Unreleased scene from Skyfall 2. The baddie still did not learn the lesson
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Old 16th Aug 2022, 11:22
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Sir, you don't need to put a boot full of rudder in when it starts rolling, it's got no prop on it.
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Old 16th Aug 2022, 11:22
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"you did ask for close air support, sir...."
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Old 16th Aug 2022, 11:23
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Burglar Alarm salesperson decided there was no point going to this household
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Old 16th Aug 2022, 11:25
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"You know, I don't think it is going to colour coordinate with the building, where's the RAF chappie in charge, Oh there he is"... "I say, you there, do you have one in pink or terracotta?"


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Old 16th Aug 2022, 11:33
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"but where will we play croquet??"
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