Caption Competition Mk III
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Are you sure this publicity stunt will work comrade?
Yes Mr President, everyone loves a sailor.
Yes Mr President, everyone loves a sailor.
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Vlad contemplates applying to join the British Commonwealth ... then his gender-neutral athletes could sweep the medal awards at the next Games.
Captain...the west has gone too far now.....
First they say I'm mad, then they oppose my Ukraine operation.....then they supply weapons....
...but now, they use me in Caption comp......train all your guns on PPRuNe towers and let loose!
First they say I'm mad, then they oppose my Ukraine operation.....then they supply weapons....
...but now, they use me in Caption comp......train all your guns on PPRuNe towers and let loose!
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Sorry, they were all out of Siberian Wolf fur, so you will have to make do with Grey Squirrel.
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It's the British Sir, they decided the Penal colony you would serve out the rest of your life and I hear Australia isn't that bad.
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It's a whale, I need a couple of Harpoons..
Gulp....Ukraine has signalled and they are on the way Sir.
Gulp....Ukraine has signalled and they are on the way Sir.
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Your turn in the barrel Sir..
But I am your Commander in Chief..
Well, you might not realise it, but you have been well and truly shafted since February, so another day won't matter.
But I am your Commander in Chief..
Well, you might not realise it, but you have been well and truly shafted since February, so another day won't matter.
If only VPs last reported words were:
"So you say the Ukrainians can get 7 HIMARS to hit one bridge? Well, let's see if they can do it when the bridge is moving.."
(PS - Nutloose, I believe they refer to that lining material as "fish-fur")
"So you say the Ukrainians can get 7 HIMARS to hit one bridge? Well, let's see if they can do it when the bridge is moving.."
(PS - Nutloose, I believe they refer to that lining material as "fish-fur")
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It takes a big man to admit that he's wrong. Good job I'm a short arse then...
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We better not stray to close to the Ukrainian coast Sir, we've heard they've had their Weetabix
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Yup, testicles still there.
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Bloody Aussies. they cancelled Neighbours, why can't we do it just as easy.