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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 31st Jul 2022, 21:09
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Little Nellie meets Big Nellie.....
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Old 31st Jul 2022, 21:42
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I'm sure theres a delivery service with the Moto, ' No Job too Big or Small '
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Old 31st Jul 2022, 21:43
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The Poachers finally met their match.
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Old 31st Jul 2022, 21:45
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Check that grid reference again……..its got great big ears and we’re supposed to be in India!
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While scouting locations the Film Director for Jungle Book instructs the Pilot to try over there.
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Old 31st Jul 2022, 22:03
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One order of thinly-sliced Heffalump coming right up!

- Ed
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Old 31st Jul 2022, 22:30
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An elephant never forgets, but that sure rings a Bell...
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Old 1st Aug 2022, 07:06
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Defense cuts lead to new procedures for the annual elephant walk.
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Old 1st Aug 2022, 07:22
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Ryanairs new cabin baggage policy is tested to the limits
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Old 1st Aug 2022, 07:24
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Baby Elephant to Mummy Elephant..

It just followed me home can we keep it please can we?? Promise I'll feed take it for walks and clean out its hangar, please mummy please..
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Old 1st Aug 2022, 07:26
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Local resident objects to plans for the new Heliport
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Old 1st Aug 2022, 08:09
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No one wanted to mention the elephant on the landing pad.
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Old 1st Aug 2022, 10:13
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Normally helicopters play " Ride of the Valkerie " but all I hear now is " Sweet effin Caroline "
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Old 1st Aug 2022, 10:14
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What a place to get engine failure, right over London Zoo..
Could be worse, could be the Lion enclosure
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Old 1st Aug 2022, 10:16
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Just off camera are the other two helicopters he's playing keepy uppey with.....67 68 69 going for the World record.
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Old 1st Aug 2022, 18:33
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I always thought positioning the traffic cone in a circle was difficult, but scratching an elephants nose, who thought that up.
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Old 1st Aug 2022, 18:34
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This isn’t Battersea heliport, it’s the bloody Elephant and Castle..
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Old 1st Aug 2022, 19:18
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Ok now I’ve frightened it, you jump out and shovel the sh*t into the back, it’s great for my roses.
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Old 2nd Aug 2022, 09:25
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Slowing down so I'll do me judging bit later on today before I head to the boozer this evening...
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At the local WI meeting, Mr Hoskins was presenting pictures of his trip to Africa when the incident happened....

...I only said "and the next slide shows a bull elephant with a large chopper" .... 3 ladies fainted.....and 17 woke up!
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