Caption Competition Mk III
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Why is the horizon at an angle? oh ****, it's us, abandon ship...
Gnome de PPRuNe
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Oh fer chrissakes, someone buy him an ice cream or this sulk'll last all day...
Or...
After being deprived of a Cornish pasty during a break at the seaside, Putin as so furious that he concentrated all his armed forces on the seagull population worldwide...
Or...
After being deprived of a Cornish pasty during a break at the seaside, Putin as so furious that he concentrated all his armed forces on the seagull population worldwide...
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Shhhh, don't tell him we are diving, make excuses, such as I am just nipping to the toilet / getting a cofee comrade etc, then when he is on his own we will crash dive..
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All this way to hide a submarine in a river........
We're miles from the nearest naval base,
The last place that satellites will ever look.
I grew up around here.
My grandfather taught me to fish off that island right over there.
We're miles from the nearest naval base,
The last place that satellites will ever look.
I grew up around here.
My grandfather taught me to fish off that island right over there.
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“I wonder what Nelson would have done?”
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“ There are some days when I just don’t feel like singing sea shanties.”
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Join Date: Mar 2010
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“I wonder which one of these knobs and levers starts WW3 … let me see … “
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“I want one of those huge Admirals Hats, not this cheap and nasty chip-bag.”
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Avoid imitations
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“I see no ships! Or tanks, for that matter….”