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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 28th Jul 2022, 11:44
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Last of the available conscripts joins the fight!
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Old 28th Jul 2022, 12:23
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Why is the horizon at an angle? oh ****, it's us, abandon ship...
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Old 28th Jul 2022, 12:24
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Oh fer chrissakes, someone buy him an ice cream or this sulk'll last all day...

Or...

After being deprived of a Cornish pasty during a break at the seaside, Putin as so furious that he concentrated all his armed forces on the seagull population worldwide...
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Old 28th Jul 2022, 12:56
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Shhhh, don't tell him we are diving, make excuses, such as I am just nipping to the toilet / getting a cofee comrade etc, then when he is on his own we will crash dive..
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Old 28th Jul 2022, 14:10
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"Why the worried face Comrade leader?"

"I can't remember if I left the gas on this morning"


(With reference to current issues re energy supply.....)
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Old 28th Jul 2022, 14:51
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All this way to hide a submarine in a river........

We're miles from the nearest naval base,

The last place that satellites will ever look.

I grew up around here.

My grandfather taught me to fish off that island right over there.
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Old 28th Jul 2022, 15:22
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I wonder what Nelson would have done?
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Old 28th Jul 2022, 15:26
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“ There are some days when I just don’t feel like singing sea shanties.”
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Old 28th Jul 2022, 15:27
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Old 28th Jul 2022, 15:28
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I wonder which one of these knobs and levers starts WW3 let me see
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Old 28th Jul 2022, 15:30
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“I want one of those huge Admirals Hats, not this cheap and nasty chip-bag.”
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Old 28th Jul 2022, 15:44
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Comrade Captain....are you going to tell him or should I that we have toilets inside!
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Old 28th Jul 2022, 15:46
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Originally Posted by MPN11
I wonder which one of these knobs and levers starts WW3 let me see
The big one in the hat.
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Old 28th Jul 2022, 15:52
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Putin tries to ignore the yellow card shown by the Dumas
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Old 28th Jul 2022, 18:13
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At the Naval Academy the daily dunce is made to wear the funny hat and stand in the corner.
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Old 28th Jul 2022, 18:14
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No Sergio it's not a good idea to creep up behind him and pop the balloon .
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Old 28th Jul 2022, 18:17
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His doctors recommended a quiet peacefull cruise taking in the sea air off Sochi,... looking at his disused F1 circuit
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Old 28th Jul 2022, 18:20
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Wondering where his promised flotilla of Destroyers and Frigates suddenly went, noticed they were replaced by a ring of 12, I think , Akula class submerged attack Subs
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Early picture emerges of the resident KGB Officer on Red October....and we all know what happened to him
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Old 28th Jul 2022, 18:29
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