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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 29th Jul 2022, 18:21
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While relaxing on the Cruise Shop, the ventriloquist was upset when he had to take the stage with Orville.
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Old 29th Jul 2022, 18:49
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Originally Posted by Kiltrash
UP Periscope orderred the Captain...Putin was MOST surprised
Bridge … Port lookout here … periscope Red 40.

Bridge … Port lookout … request President’s Butler with change of underwear.
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Old 29th Jul 2022, 18:54
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....was most miffed to discover the ship was in International Waters. ...and so was unable to receive the last ever episode of Neighbours.
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Old 29th Jul 2022, 18:59
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No sorry Mr President, if you don't like Potato Soup for the mess dinner I'm sure we can get chef to rustle up a Chicken Bhuna.
.. just don't tell the (wo)men...
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Old 29th Jul 2022, 19:05
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...and last from me for a couple of days I'm at the airport off to Milan.

Mr President please come back inside, and we promise not to show Day of the Jackel on movie night again ...
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Old 29th Jul 2022, 21:00
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While Truss plays at being Maggie Thatcher, Vlad plays at being Peter the Great.
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Old 29th Jul 2022, 23:00
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And a request has come in from leading stoker Dmitry from the Kherson region for our beloved President and the tune he has selected is that old Simon and Garfunkel favourite, like a Bridge over Troubled Water.
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Dive dive dive…. But we’re on a missile cruiser….. that does not make a difference in this mans navy.
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Old 29th Jul 2022, 23:08
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The feeling you get when you have played musical chairs with all your generals and oligarchs and you’re the last one left.
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Old 29th Jul 2022, 23:34
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"That Daniel Craig has nothing on me - the name's Bond, Vladimir Bond..."
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Old 29th Jul 2022, 23:37
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The most reprehensible man on Earth stands on the bridge of an unnamed ship. (I cannot find anything humorous about the man or the photo.)

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Old 30th Jul 2022, 01:29
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Command is a lonely place, especially when all my senior staff have fallen out of windows.
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Old 30th Jul 2022, 03:24
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I know Charlie Chaplin made fun of Hitler, but that Capcom mob wouldn't dare to do the same to me.
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Old 30th Jul 2022, 06:47
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I need to look pensive, stern and resolute, eh? That puts rather a strain on my facial features. How's this? Pensive, stern and resolute or do I look like one of those dummies from Thunderbirds?
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All the nice boys love a sailor tra la... Girls! I meant girls...
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Why have they re-named the ship "The Ritz"?
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Some b@#£%rd stole the radios out of my aircraft, now this is how I have to travel.
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Old 30th Jul 2022, 11:11
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I've thrown my toys out of the pram, even my drum and train
I want to make some noise with real live aeroplanes
Some day I'm going to be in charge of all Europe too
And when I do, how would you like to be my crew?

On The Good Ship Lollipop
It's a sweet trip for a Commie tw*t
Where Cossacks play
On the Black Sea by Idokopas Bay
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Old 31st Jul 2022, 07:24
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"the hand shaking started after we landed in Crimea.... "
"Yes Sir;" "You may have to get yourself a new line of work. This one doesn’t seem to agree with you anymore.”

[apologies to T/ Sgt Mike Horvath]
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