So he told me he fancied a good shag, how was I to know, he didn't appreciate the rolling tobbaco I got him from the Naafi Shop. He then asked me for a ham shank, but the cook I asked told me he couldn't give me one of those as they were rationed.
Men, I'll never understand them, anyway girls, do you know where I can get a muff, he says he wants to get his hands on mine, but I haven't got one and the Naafi store tells me they will have to order one in.'