Caption Competition Mk III

[Kiltrash]

At home I have a camouflage jacket like yours and I have a badge showing the number of Peasant's I shot...
Don't you mean Pheasant Sir?....
I know what I mean...

[Dan Gerous]

Ooh, I must get one of those for Harry. He got hold of some nice military kit off ebay.

[Kiltrash]

What's the meaning of the Fig Leaf?
It's to hide my Tattoo and save your embarrassment of " Vive la revolution "

[c52]

It's a sticker I got for being brave when I got my first jab, and it reminds me the next one has to go in the other arm.

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Wait a minute....you're from Canada! Where the hell am I? Before I nodded off in the back of the plane I thought we were going to Balmoral!

[Chu Chu]

It's in case I have to establish concealment in a forest of blue maple trees.

[Kiltrash]

Owing to increased Salmon Poaching on the river at Balmoral, HRH inspects the new uniforms for the Guilie he helped design.

[Kiltrash]

Fed up with drug dealers, The local authority set up a neighbourhood watch scheme to patrol outside schools.

[Kiltrash]

Looks impressive commented the Duke,
Yes sir, said the Trooper now if only they would release ammunition to us we could make a difference

[Kiltrash]

Impressive said the Duke Assault rifle, Side arm and if i'm not mistaken a Swiss Army knife..

Yes Sir however You don't want to know where I have to conceal the Taser Sir

[Wensleydale]

Does it change back to red in Autumn?

[NutLoose]

I know you Mounty chaps always get your man, but what about women? I have a particular nasty one camped outside Victoria I could do without.

[Kiltrash]

Can't see a Policeman so you'll have to do.
" Show me the Way to Amarillo " please

[c52]

"Well, with so much stuff to carry, I bet you wish you'd joined a tank regiment so the vehicle could carry it for you."

[ex82watcher]

"Only one badge ? you should see my full-dress uniform ! "

[622]

"see..where does he keep his armies ....up his sleevies...oh never mind, who can I talk to now"

[NutLoose]

Ahh Yersss I know your anthem, now how does it go,,, ahhh, got it... I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok, join in chaps...I sleep all night, I work all day...

[NutLoose]

[Kiltrash]

So far we have focussed on what HRH has said to the Trooper, me included, however may I offer Trooper saying to HRH..
" about your son Sir A barefaced liar promoted to our highest office in the land" twice

[cavuman1]

Having "let Fluffy off the chain", naughty boy HRH Philip uses his Panama hat to propel the noxious vapors toward the unsuspecting victim behind him.

- Ed