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"You're not going to be able to sweep this one under the tailplane boss."
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Give me some good news WSO
Well we don't need to dump fuel now Sir, as you have got it well under weight..
Well we don't need to dump fuel now Sir, as you have got it well under weight..
WSO.... " Shouldn't we eject near the Carrier Sir?"
Pilot... " No my Papa brought his P-51 back from Germany with worst damage than this and ah aim to prove what Papa could do I can do'
WSO... " Didn't you tell me your dad died in the crash landing?"
Pilot... " No my Papa brought his P-51 back from Germany with worst damage than this and ah aim to prove what Papa could do I can do'
WSO... " Didn't you tell me your dad died in the crash landing?"
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The Gnat's landed already... damage? Oh, a couple of feet of nose and six inches off one of the pilot's boot laces.
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I always wondered what a prayer looked like...
Pilot...That was lucky wasn't it
WSO....What do you mean lucky, we came to within a hairs breath of crashing in a ball off flames at 20000 feet with no hope of ejection and certain death when you flew too close to the Valkarie.
Pilot....Lucky we put the duty free booze and fags in the Port wing tanks
WSO....What do you mean lucky, we came to within a hairs breath of crashing in a ball off flames at 20000 feet with no hope of ejection and certain death when you flew too close to the Valkarie.
Pilot....Lucky we put the duty free booze and fags in the Port wing tanks
Owing to substantial damage to the aircraft the Air Boss decides it has to go over the edge in the South China Sea and clear the deck. Tells Lieutenant Hoskins-Hank not to bother getting out first.
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Maverick, this is Stinger, looks like your cheque has bounced again...
Board of inquiry
So Lt Bloggins since you were Lt’s Jone’s WSO on the subject flight what did he say before the accident event ?
Umm I think he said “Hey watch this !”
So Lt Bloggins since you were Lt’s Jone’s WSO on the subject flight what did he say before the accident event ?
Umm I think he said “Hey watch this !”
Bad news Bloggins, we are calling this 1/2 a kill so you are still 1/2 a kill from being an enemy ace.
WSO to Pilot “Let’s not do that again OK?”
