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Old 21st Jun 2022, 05:19
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Post flight inspection revealed a Robin bird strike...
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Old 21st Jun 2022, 05:21
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Verstappans personal transport supplied by Red Bull gets its debut at Hamiltons home race...
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Old 21st Jun 2022, 09:20
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All that "G" hasn't done my lips any good.


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Old 21st Jun 2022, 09:29
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...so boys and girls, the moral of the story is never try to apply your lipstick in turbulence...
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Old 21st Jun 2022, 11:43
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The Rolling Stones arrive in town.
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Old 21st Jun 2022, 11:45
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It's the fastest Aircraft on the boom, it virtually gobbles the fuel down.
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Old 21st Jun 2022, 11:46
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Two screws and a blowjob, can't be beaten.
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Old 21st Jun 2022, 11:47
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I'm the meanest shed on the planet, i sh*t paras for fun.
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Old 21st Jun 2022, 11:56
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No, I said "Brace Brace"!
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Old 21st Jun 2022, 14:35
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The smile will disappear quickly, when the first flies get in her teeth.
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Old 21st Jun 2022, 14:54
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You'd have a bloody grin on your face like this, if you'd just had a low flying Sidewinder up yer ass.
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Old 21st Jun 2022, 15:12
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Can't be a British aircraft with teeth like that!
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Old 21st Jun 2022, 15:21
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What's that whistling noise, is there something up with the engines?
No, it looks like we've chipped a tooth>
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Old 21st Jun 2022, 16:01
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'Ere! I fink Spike Milligan wrote a pome 'baht that 'plane!
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Old 21st Jun 2022, 16:32
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Whoooooaaa Brake faillure.... it looks like we're gonna kiss his ass.
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Old 21st Jun 2022, 17:15
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Urrrghhhhhhhhhh ahhhh apuurrggghhhh, I’m just about to pass a loadmaster
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Old 21st Jun 2022, 18:13
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I call my aircraft " Jaws " can you guess why asked Blofeld
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Old 21st Jun 2022, 18:15
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I think the Pilot is Transitioning ..
Don't you mean Transiting? ?
I know what i mean...
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Old 21st Jun 2022, 18:16
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On the Red Carpet in Leicester Square even the Aircraft gets made up ...
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Old 21st Jun 2022, 21:01
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Message from the CAA:

One of our inspectors observed the aircraft and concluded that the paint is whole inappropriate and does not meet the applicable regulations and therefore the aircraft is not to be operated. Specifically it was observed that the registration marks are 1 cm too small.
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