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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 25th May 2022, 08:02
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Thr Teletubbies go back to their poorly paid day job when the series is cancelled
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Old 25th May 2022, 08:16
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Ok, which one of you funny buggers put superglue on my sunglasses?....
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Old 25th May 2022, 08:31
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Old 25th May 2022, 09:49
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"5 dolla, fly you long time".
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Old 25th May 2022, 09:51
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The Lady Pilots' Union is complaining. The 2 on the left show how men "do it", and the 2 on the right are holding the bottles that the men can use in flight. The girls have to take the whole suit off to have a wee, and it gets a bit cold in winter sitting naked on the loo. They want the zipper extended all the way through to the middle of their back.
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Old 25th May 2022, 10:38
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Flying Tigers...Meowww...
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China's new Belt & Whip Initiative...Meowww...
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Old 25th May 2022, 10:55
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Bejing Cineworld encourage the Ushers to get in the groove as TG2 is released
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Old 25th May 2022, 10:57
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As the SDR cuts start to take effect the NHS set up a recruitment drive, ( pretty ones only need apply) in a effort to get men to go for their Postrate exam.
( yes I know I spelt the procedure wrongly ...but to men it was a important difference )

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Old 25th May 2022, 11:02
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My, the Judges of China Got Talent are a far more lovely sight than Simon and co.. said Ant and Dec
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Old 25th May 2022, 11:31
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Did you see the Cap com a couple of weeks ago...four girls stood on the pan .....
...Well, they won't get us like that!
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Old 25th May 2022, 11:35
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Hey Girls, I just heard...
We are getting a western exchange pilot ...they say he can stay as long as he wants!
...I think his name was Hoskins!
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Old 25th May 2022, 12:24
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There used to be five of us, but while Wan Kee was flying upside down, she had a crack up.
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Putinís begging for help in Ukraine, but we wonít be sending any of our boys to die there.
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Photographic proof of which Display Pilot is One Wing Low.
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Old 25th May 2022, 14:02
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Brew Angers

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Old 25th May 2022, 14:24
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Where is there a beach we can play volleyball on?
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In Gullivers Travels we see the real size of the local inhabitants. .. ( look on the shoulder between #2&3
or is it someone far away painting the registration number standing on a car as he has had his ladder stolen ??
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Old 25th May 2022, 17:21
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Are the aircraft behind, pleased to see us, or do they have their refuelling probes out??
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You want us to fly THROUGH the London Bridge arch..
( one for the cousins that bought the wrong bridge..)
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