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Old 14th Mar 2021, 13:29
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Lady in middle.
" Sorry PM but Joe Wicks had better things to do "
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Old 14th Mar 2021, 13:34
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Well two of the three did not see the 'Lycra ' Memo......Thank God
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Old 14th Mar 2021, 13:38
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Cabinet office suggest the PM takes part in a 24 hour Charity cycling event to show he is a man of the People.

Anything to stop him attending the daily Covid Press Conference and putting his foot in it...
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Old 14th Mar 2021, 13:44
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In an effort to ' Regain the Streets ' in South London the Home Secretary knows exactly where the PM and Chancellor are.
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Old 14th Mar 2021, 14:09
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32 Sqn's BAe 146-200 gets a makeover as the EJ-85, re-engined with electric hair driers...
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Pm. " ok be over in 30 minutes for the zip line photo op "
Rishi " now two and two is..."
Trainer...." they don't pay me enough to look after these clowns "
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Old 14th Mar 2021, 14:45
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"Damn...they're right - the wheels HAVE come off!"
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Old 14th Mar 2021, 18:06
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Trainer.....watch where you are putting the Pitot Tube
Boris....me next
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Old 14th Mar 2021, 18:13
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Laura Kenny looks to get more funding for British Cycling
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Old 14th Mar 2021, 18:17
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Team Sky Doctor refuses to name who he got the Testosterone for. The PM appears to {know}more than he is saying.

thanks C52

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Old 14th Mar 2021, 18:56
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[ Kiltrash - is there a 'know' missing there? ]
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Old 14th Mar 2021, 20:49
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Brexit didn't do the 007 production budget any favors. But with a little cropping and the right CGI background, no one will know the difference.
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Old 14th Mar 2021, 20:57
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Need to have a look again at the rules for the Keiran. Thought there was a motorbike in front instead.
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Old 14th Mar 2021, 21:06
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PM takes up cycling after he sees what it does for Ms Sturgeon
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Old 14th Mar 2021, 21:18
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. I say Dido's idea of putting extra engines on the 146 is a great idea, and it only cost a few billion. What do you think Rishi, should we do the other 3 airframes?


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Old 14th Mar 2021, 21:20
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MEDIC!!!!!


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Old 14th Mar 2021, 21:58
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I say Captain, are you quite sure you set the altimeter correctly?
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Boris Island is scaled back a bit - to a roundabout on the A13 in Thurrock...
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Is it still panto season? All together...
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Old 14th Mar 2021, 22:26
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No PM, that's the left wing you've attached to, your new voters expect you to recognise this side!
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