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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 15th May 2022, 14:53
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Try this one....




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Old 15th May 2022, 15:12
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Huey, Dewey, Louie, Phooey, and Unca Donald discuss the slashes in Scrooge McDuck's defense budget.

- Ed
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Old 15th May 2022, 15:12
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Now... I know I had the keys when I left my room...
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Old 15th May 2022, 15:43
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I’m telling you, it’s impossible to play pocket billiards, I don’t know how they do it..



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Old 15th May 2022, 15:44
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So finally an all female crew………. You are all females aren’t you..
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Old 15th May 2022, 15:46
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And when we pull the strings in our pockets we can scatter the soil all over the sports pitch.
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Old 15th May 2022, 15:51
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You put your left leg in
Your left leg out
In, out, in, out
You shake it all about
You do the hokey cokey
And you turn around
That's what it's all about
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Old 15th May 2022, 15:59
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So, he said he envisaged me in an apron and I told him flat that I have all the apron I need at work.
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Old 15th May 2022, 16:01
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I told you, didn't I, but you just don't listen... that was the last rest stop for 300 miles.... where are you going to find a gas station out here? Tell me! Well.... ?
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Old 15th May 2022, 16:25
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Right Girls....what happens on an RON stays within the Crew!
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Old 15th May 2022, 16:28
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And finally, next time when he asks have you got your ear muffs girls, don’t burst out giggling.
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Old 15th May 2022, 16:39
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I'll ask you again! Which of you three superglued this helicopter to my ar5e?
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Old 15th May 2022, 16:44
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Are you sure that's all that's leaking? It doesn't look orange to me.
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Old 15th May 2022, 16:46
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Iro... irritate, no, irriga, no, iraqui... dang, nab it!

Just call it a Huey, Sarge...
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Old 15th May 2022, 17:27
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OK, I just want to know who left that used tampon hangng there, and I'll say no more about this incident.
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Old 15th May 2022, 18:29
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Don't blame me, Camber, Portobello Tenby, Slapton...they all look the same to me...
(for those not of a UK persuasion, these are all sandy beaches )...said Po Harry Wales in his early days
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Old 15th May 2022, 18:33
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...well always look on the bright side of life. ..you could be a civil servant ...
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Old 15th May 2022, 18:48
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When queried why Ms Hoskins had taken off in Chinook and returned in a Huey. ..replied, .. well it was all grubby and I put it through a hot wash...
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Old 15th May 2022, 19:15
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"Darned election campaigns, they pull us out of the kitchen, dress us in flying suits, and take pictures to show how inclusive they are. Should we give them a Browneye?"
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Old 15th May 2022, 20:35
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I know -- let's paint it pink.

No, then might end up on CapComp. Imagine what the jokes would be.
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