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Old 17th Mar 2022, 14:52
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Nun??? Cor blimey luv, I could believe it, there aint nowt wrong wiff mine, but I wouldnt either..
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So I take it your'e not interested in our Everest double glazing offer?
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Having played Widow Twanky in Panto for the last 50 years, Hoskins had finally had enough of the child like abuse (s)he received each year.
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WPC Hoskins approached the final exam in ' How to strip search a suspect 101 ' with slight trepidation
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Vicky McClure the years were not good to her in Afghanistan as a EXPO...
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Geez Love, thats the worst case of worms i've ever seen.
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Old 17th Mar 2022, 16:30
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Having been turned down to be a Saint, Mother Theresa goes in search of the Pope...
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At Cheltenham Ladies Day takes a turn for the worse
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Old 17th Mar 2022, 17:01
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"I'm looking for a man!"

"Any man?"

"No, the just one who hit me on the head with a four pound lump hammer!"
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The SBS later regretted calling her a Snowflake.
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Old 17th Mar 2022, 17:35
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It's all right said the punk, She has Arthuritus in her right hand...
BANG....BANG..BANG...BANG
I'm left handed Punk. ..
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Old 17th Mar 2022, 18:08
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....and finally
I'm staging a sit in to protect my job,
NOW GET OFF MY SHIP....
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Old 17th Mar 2022, 18:11
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Nicola Sturgeon, still trying to attain Scottish Independence in the year 2058
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Do you feel lucky PUNK... well do ya?
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Mariupol, Thursday morning, and just another trip to the Post Office to pick up the pension.
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Not really what she meant when she asked to hold something hard and dangerous before she shuffled off this mortal coil
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Avoiding the Draft by dressing as an elderly lady had him wishing he had Bone Spurs , Asthma , or Agoraphobia
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All my life I've had to put up with all this cheap Russian crap. Why can't I have an NLAW or a Javelin?
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After three weeks of strenuous and heroic efforts, Ukrainian forces finally concede that Grandmother Hoskinsky isn't going to let anyone put her on an evacuation bus.
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