Caption Competition Mk III
Gnome de PPRuNe
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The Owl of the Remove and the pussy cat went to sea in a beautiful varnished boat...
This one might need some background googling:
Swedish Prime Minister think bubble:
”I thought I would have a press event with heavy metal band System of Down.
Now I ended up with a softy from Downing Street, that certainly does NOT rock my boat”
Swedish Prime Minister think bubble:
”I thought I would have a press event with heavy metal band System of Down.
Now I ended up with a softy from Downing Street, that certainly does NOT rock my boat”
OK so it's ONLY going to be one from me as I'm on Mobile Data in France in my campervan. ..up a mountain ... trying to speak English local dialect LOUDLY. ..
" So if you take out £1m life insurance, jump overboard, Fake your death , Grow a beard and.live in Panama all your problems will just go away? " ... Said Boris to Greta...hmm good idea...
" So if you take out £1m life insurance, jump overboard, Fake your death , Grow a beard and.live in Panama all your problems will just go away? " ... Said Boris to Greta...hmm good idea...
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“NO, Boris!! That’s Snake Island over there!!”
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I hadn't the heart to tell them we bought it at Ikea and we still have all these screws left over..
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Don't worry we're sending out Uncle Albert to rescue them.
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Funny, I always thought the arse end was at the back.
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No, A straw boater is totally different.
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Can I put in a mileage claim for this?
Not punt you cloth-eared tripe-muncher , I didn’t say I wanted some Swedish “Punt” and anyway this is a rowing boat , so I will row all I want with whomever I choose to argue or row with .