Caption Competition Mk III
... und ve haf der 30-wege difference engine to control ze order of firing.
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Von Hoskins reveals his multi-barrelled water pistol for taking on the enema...
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Getting within 25m of the enemy proved difficult.
Not a caption but
.. that's either Nutty's beer cellar or the Bombe machine at Bletchley Park
caption. ..
Well punk, given these are the most powerful handguns in the World and would blow your head clean off and in the excitement I don't know how many I fired ...well do you feel lucky?? Punk...
Tell me I gotta know...
click..click..click..BANG...there that answer your question??
.. that's either Nutty's beer cellar or the Bombe machine at Bletchley Park
caption. ..
Well punk, given these are the most powerful handguns in the World and would blow your head clean off and in the excitement I don't know how many I fired ...well do you feel lucky?? Punk...
Tell me I gotta know...
click..click..click..BANG...there that answer your question??
Look you effing barstewards come and get this right up yer jacksie
Ps I've just been diagnosed with ' Turrets Syndrome '
pps had 3 winners and 2 second places yesterday, I'm sure however the bookies will try and get that all back today...😂
Ps I've just been diagnosed with ' Turrets Syndrome '
pps had 3 winners and 2 second places yesterday, I'm sure however the bookies will try and get that all back today...😂
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“Cleaning just the one barrel was tedious enough back in the last war, but these days I’m always late for dinner!”
Okay, it's time to call this one.
Worthy of mention (and mentioned in no particular order):
Nutloose with:
"I have no live rounds, empty cases or misfires, I have no live rounds, empty cases or misfires, I have no live rounds, empty cases or misfires, I have no live rounds, empty cases or misfires, I have no live rounds, empty cases or misfires,.... can I get out now?"
And also: "anything you can do I can do better...... I can do anything better than you...."
622 with: "When you said I would be operating an 'in line 10' ...I thought I would be the pilot, not the gunner!"
SLXOwft with: "... und ve haf der 30-wege difference engine to control ze order of firing."
Treadigraph with: "Von Hoskins reveals his multi-barrelled water pistol for taking on the enema...":
And MPN11, with: "Getting within 25m of the enemy proved difficult."
But taking home the noted Cap Comp Trophy is Wensleydale with: "In the event of a spin, Lugerzade helps recovery."
I'll send the trophy as soon as the 3-D printer finishes the nine duplicates I'm adding on.
Worthy of mention (and mentioned in no particular order):
Nutloose with:
"I have no live rounds, empty cases or misfires, I have no live rounds, empty cases or misfires, I have no live rounds, empty cases or misfires, I have no live rounds, empty cases or misfires, I have no live rounds, empty cases or misfires,.... can I get out now?"
And also: "anything you can do I can do better...... I can do anything better than you...."
622 with: "When you said I would be operating an 'in line 10' ...I thought I would be the pilot, not the gunner!"
SLXOwft with: "... und ve haf der 30-wege difference engine to control ze order of firing."
Treadigraph with: "Von Hoskins reveals his multi-barrelled water pistol for taking on the enema...":
And MPN11, with: "Getting within 25m of the enemy proved difficult."
But taking home the noted Cap Comp Trophy is Wensleydale with: "In the event of a spin, Lugerzade helps recovery."
I'll send the trophy as soon as the 3-D printer finishes the nine duplicates I'm adding on.
