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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 12th Jun 2023, 17:06
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Hands, Face and empty space.
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Old 12th Jun 2023, 18:07
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Boris, we only have your word that your hands were superglued together by Just Stop Oil... Now get your hand in your pocket, it's your round.
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Old 12th Jun 2023, 18:08
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Having been arrested in the House of Commons, Boris descided it was best to hide the handcuffs
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Old 12th Jun 2023, 18:19
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Congratulations Boris, now remember your election pledge to help the poor in London, Hammersmith, Kensington, Chelsea and Mayfair ...and don't forget Croydon.
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Old 13th Jun 2023, 07:35
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Does anyone know where Ken's left hand is? Answers please on a WhatsApp to Barbie..
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Old 13th Jun 2023, 07:37
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Remember happer times? Before your third divorce, Partygate and the Covid inquiry?
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Old 13th Jun 2023, 07:38
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With a father like yours, you don't need enemies ..
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Old 13th Jun 2023, 10:13
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"Don't. Touch. Me."
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Old 13th Jun 2023, 11:30
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The long suspected but never proven Cylon model #13 was finally revealed
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Old 13th Jun 2023, 11:38
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Funeral Parlours start to measure for verticle coffins due to the influx off stiffs during the Pandemic...
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Old 13th Jun 2023, 12:46
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KL: That was a vicious lie, I'm still an entire...
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Old 13th Jun 2023, 12:54
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“No, Ken, you can’t have a peerage. You’re on the wrong team.”
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Old 13th Jun 2023, 14:55
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Slowing down ...so will call in 24 hours, or there abouts!
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Old 13th Jun 2023, 15:19
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Never mind the cut , feel the quality .
Good job the tailor left lots of room in the back as it might be difficult to put on with all those daggers in ones back

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Old 13th Jun 2023, 15:21
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Only 42 daggers in your back , I had the entire country wanting to stick it to me .
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Old 13th Jun 2023, 15:23
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Word to the wise my old mucker , if a man with a sword is asking you to bow .
You are not about to be knighted . You are about to get a new haircut minus your noggin .
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Old 13th Jun 2023, 15:56
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Mmmm Nice quality material, Is it a Marks and Spencers?
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Old 13th Jun 2023, 15:58
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Fancy a quick five fingered shuffle? it will increase your fertility Boris.

https://news.sky.com/story/male-mast...gests-12897870
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Old 13th Jun 2023, 18:40
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Yes, then I ejected from Boris Force 1 and my back has never been the same again..
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Old 14th Jun 2023, 01:19
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Ken is unable to take a subtle hint.
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