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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 26th Apr 2022, 16:39
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Married quarters, tell me about it, the paultry 30K a year wasn't enough to sort mine out, so we had to spend close to 200K to make it habitable, I take it the MOD treated your needs equally as well.
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Old 26th Apr 2022, 16:45
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No no dearie, my name is Michael Fabricant and i'm fortunately NOT the Prime Minister nor was at any alleged Partygate events
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Old 26th Apr 2022, 18:04
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Is this not Kansas then?
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Old 26th Apr 2022, 18:09
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Got a roving assignment for you and your squad. Wander round the country, anywhere you encounter Extinction Rebellion, Insulate Britain or other environmental activists blocking the road, you know what to do. Same goes for Steve Baker...
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Old 26th Apr 2022, 19:35
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Why do you tankies keep referring to that 'Mother NLAW'?
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Old 26th Apr 2022, 20:42
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And thus began Bojoxit.

- Ed
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Old 26th Apr 2022, 20:49
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These new smart phones can hear a fart at twenty paces , excellent microphones , multiple cameras that can be monitored discretely what is not to like . No need to get too close to record history .
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Old 26th Apr 2022, 20:51
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Turn down the vibrate on that phone or stop smiling
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Old 27th Apr 2022, 02:46
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I could do with one of these in London for work, tell me how does it handle potholes?
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Old 27th Apr 2022, 02:48
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Jesus Christ, my iPhone bullsh*t app is reading off the clock..
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Old 27th Apr 2022, 03:02
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Remember Winston Churchill’s famous lines.
we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds…..

Well, Priti has got the Navy to take over from the Border Force, so the seas and oceans are sorted, your job will be to cover the beaches and landing grounds as I’ve promised the electorate to reduce immigration.

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Old 27th Apr 2022, 04:01
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Well isn't that convenient, in 2022 you were refugees from Ukraine and now your returning to Odessa on Operation Overlord mk2....and i've just been released from Broadmore to lead you..
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Old 27th Apr 2022, 04:08
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BJ thinks...my these Scots Guads Lassies don't seem as frightening as I've been lead to believe...
McTroooer thinks...so that's the twit that put a sugar tax on Irn Bru. ...
( other high sugar soft drinks made from girders are not available...)
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Old 27th Apr 2022, 04:56
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Sorry love, we don’t have the monies for that, we’ve just spent 2,212 giving ourselves each a pay rise.
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Old 27th Apr 2022, 07:04
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Sorry, I thought you were offering a top less car wash, not a top class car wash. , So you got me here under false pretensions, just make sure you declare these additional earnings.
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Old 27th Apr 2022, 07:10
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I'm really here to chastise you but secretly I would like to congratulate you for ' Accidentally ' running over Dominic when on maneuvers at Barnard Castle
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Old 27th Apr 2022, 09:02
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"So I've co-opted you to assist Croydon Council's Roads Department in ironing out the corrugations in their neglected infrastructure..."
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Old 27th Apr 2022, 09:16
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Some interesting good efforts. I'll call a winner tomorrow morning.
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Old 27th Apr 2022, 09:57
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I supposes one is no longer allowed to say "it's a man's life in the Army"...
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I never knew doing community service could be so fun.
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