Thanks for all the great entries! Mine would have been "Fritz was putting in for a transfer to transports. Fighters might be glamorous, but there was no way to feather your nest."
I'll give third place to Buster, with "Ok Chumley. Start her up & I'll begin throwing the knives!"
In second is 622, with "Hans was a loner, never mixed with the other pilots, swore at them and always appeaerd to be grumpy when resting......Yes, he was a 'Sour Kraut'"
And the prestigious CapComp trophy goes to andytug, with "Hehehe....I bet Hoskins I could wipe my ar*e on the Boss...."
I'll dispatch the trophy as soon as Hans finishes his nap..