Caption Competition Mk III
Hauptmann von Hoskins was somewhat deaf after a year on the eastern front and thought the Geschwaderkommodore told him to have his staffel at prop-pitch readiness.
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It's a bit hard but not the wurst place I 've slept.
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It's a bit hard but not the wurst place I 've slept.
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It’s like a thong, it rides right up one’s crack.
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Are you sure this is the best way to spin dry my uniform?
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It’s part and parcel with your promotion to Flying Officer.
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Is this what one means by crack on and man ones plane.
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Forget giving birth to giant logs, I’ve just had a damned good messer****t.
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Everyone told me to look for the Hun in the sun, but no one mentioned the Hun in the bum.
Thanks for all the great entries! Mine would have been "Fritz was putting in for a transfer to transports. Fighters might be glamorous, but there was no way to feather your nest."
I'll give third place to Buster, with "Ok Chumley. Start her up & I'll begin throwing the knives!"
In second is 622, with "Hans was a loner, never mixed with the other pilots, swore at them and always appeaerd to be grumpy when resting......Yes, he was a 'Sour Kraut'"
And the prestigious CapComp trophy goes to andytug, with "Hehehe....I bet Hoskins I could wipe my ar*e on the Boss...."
I'll dispatch the trophy as soon as Hans finishes his nap..
I'll give third place to Buster, with "Ok Chumley. Start her up & I'll begin throwing the knives!"
In second is 622, with "Hans was a loner, never mixed with the other pilots, swore at them and always appeaerd to be grumpy when resting......Yes, he was a 'Sour Kraut'"
And the prestigious CapComp trophy goes to andytug, with "Hehehe....I bet Hoskins I could wipe my ar*e on the Boss...."
I'll dispatch the trophy as soon as Hans finishes his nap..
The oft quoted aviation mantra - "If you put a big enough engine in it, anything will fly" - about to be proved wrong.
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Chuck eagerly awaited Volume CXXVIII of "Build a Plane" ... where the Wing bits featured.