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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 29th Apr 2022, 08:19
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Hans often dreamt of having a screw in his bed....
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Old 29th Apr 2022, 09:23
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Gruber was a gay young blade...
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Old 29th Apr 2022, 09:26
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Yes, I agree you have sorted out this airframe's aft CG problems, von Hoskins, but I think I detect a potential problem with the solution you propose...
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Old 29th Apr 2022, 12:37
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What the @#&%! are you doing Hoskins?
Just looking for the Hun in the Sun Sarge.
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Can't do this on a Meteor!
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Old 29th Apr 2022, 12:39
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I think you've misunderstood what we mean by Compass Spin son.And it's not for your personal one either!
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Old 29th Apr 2022, 12:40
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Ok Chumley. Start her up & I'll begin throwing the knives!
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Old 29th Apr 2022, 12:41
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He tried this in the Navy once...didn't end well...
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Old 29th Apr 2022, 12:47
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At Walmington-on-sea pvt Pike is tasked with ensuring the captured Messar Messersh Mesker Focker don't take off..
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Old 29th Apr 2022, 13:30
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Stop the war protest group go to extreme measures to " Stop the War "
( other loony left wing protest groups are available )
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Old 29th Apr 2022, 13:32
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While attacking Biggin Hill, Hans flew a bit close to the control tower, just as Hoskins decided to ' end it all"
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Old 29th Apr 2022, 16:11
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Later went to see the MO complaining about a sore Arse, upon examination the Doctor said " I see the problem ..Mr Hamilton "
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Old 29th Apr 2022, 16:36
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Having survived 50 fighter sweeps over the beaches Hans is given the day off ....till the armourer questions why his guns have never had to be reloaded
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Old 29th Apr 2022, 17:50
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"Hehehe....I bet Hoskins I could wipe my ar*e on the Boss...."
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Old 29th Apr 2022, 18:11
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Har Har! That blade missed both my legs!
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Old 29th Apr 2022, 22:01
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Vasectomy - the Early Years.

- Ed
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Old 30th Apr 2022, 11:21
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Wake me up before you go go
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Old 30th Apr 2022, 11:22
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In the queue at Weatherspoons this at table service takes a long time
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Old 30th Apr 2022, 11:24
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Bet my Nan will have this picture in her care home to show how proud she is of me


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Old 30th Apr 2022, 12:20
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Hurry, hurry up, come on,
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