Caption Competition Mk III

[Kiltrash]

Remember sir, let's try this time, wings down and locked

[Kiltrash]

We have been invited in a show of solidarity to join the UK in the armada to retake the Falklands. To provide fast jet CAP to protect the task force.
Now remember we only fly between 10 and 12 if the sun's out, The chefs prepared Camembert for breakfast and we get medals.
Thatcher. ..nah don't need your help, hop it Froggy.

[Wensleydale]

"Sorry Sir. Your Swordfish is in for servicing and you'll have to make do with this until its back on the line again".

[Kiltrash]

Mrs Hoskins feels her husband it taking the carrier ops sim in the garage a bit too serious

[Kiltrash]

Judge's recheck the rules for the " Who can fly a paper aeroplane the furthest " University Challenge

[cattletruck]

When the hoover used to vacuum clean the deck broke its replacement was obvious.

[treadigraph]

Originally Posted by Kiltrash

Judge's recheck the rules for the " Who can fly a paper aeroplane the furthest " University Challenge

The 2021 Bognor Birdman Competition attracts its most ambitious - and ultimately unsuccessful - entry to date...

[Dan Gerous]

Hurry up guys, we've got a piano on approach.

[Chu Chu]

It's a little-known fact that jaguars are excellent swimmers.

[NutLoose]

It's Bob, he says he's just nipping home to use the bog....

Not an entry... in fact more an exit

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

It doesn't seem to want to go sir!
Ok, maybe we undo those shackles back to the deck, and I'll tell him to try it with the hook raised as well!

[Kiltrash]

Remember remember the Firework Code. NEVER return to a lit device if it don't fly...

[treadigraph]

Now, all internal and external tanks have been topped off but are you quite sure you've got enough fuel to get back ashore?

Mon Dieu, it's only vingt kilometres away!

I know - but supposing you need to go around?

[Kiltrash]

Mon Dieu, remind me again Pierre, which bit did we build ..?
You'll be pleased to know the British build the ejection seat

[Kiltrash]

Move over Froggy, said Clarkson, we have Black Stig to get rid off after he wrote his book.

[Kiltrash]

Mon Dieu, is that a White E Type I see on the Catapult. ?

[MPN11]

Ze centreline tank? Of course it full of wine - we are on detachment. Do you think we stupid?

[Kiltrash]

Emergency Flying Rations? We can't go far enough to get lost

[cavuman1]

Plane Director raises left arm and shouts "This thing's so slow it has to speed up to stop!"

Catapult Crewman screams reply "Why do you think I'm trying to disconnect this shuttle? Any more throttle and she'll be in full reverse! The ship'll go down by the transom!"

- Ed

[Ascend Charlie]

"Eh! Francois! Don't bozzer wiz ze arrestor 'ook, as soon as you launch, ze ship will catch up wiz you and you can put it down again. Log one takeoff and one landing for .01 of an hour."