Caption Competition Mk III
We have been invited in a show of solidarity to join the UK in the armada to retake the Falklands. To provide fast jet CAP to protect the task force.
Now remember we only fly between 10 and 12 if the sun's out, The chefs prepared Camembert for breakfast and we get medals.
Thatcher. ..nah don't need your help, hop it Froggy.
Now remember we only fly between 10 and 12 if the sun's out, The chefs prepared Camembert for breakfast and we get medals.
Thatcher. ..nah don't need your help, hop it Froggy.
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It's Bob, he says he's just nipping home to use the bog.... 
Not an entry... in fact more an exit
Not an entry... in fact more an exit
It doesn't seem to want to go sir!
Ok, maybe we undo those shackles back to the deck, and I'll tell him to try it with the hook raised as well!
Ok, maybe we undo those shackles back to the deck, and I'll tell him to try it with the hook raised as well!
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Now, all internal and external tanks have been topped off but are you quite sure you've got enough fuel to get back ashore?
Mon Dieu, it's only vingt kilometres away!
I know - but supposing you need to go around?
Mon Dieu, it's only vingt kilometres away!
I know - but supposing you need to go around?
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Ze centreline tank? Of course it full of wine - we are on detachment. Do you think we stupid?
Plane Director raises left arm and shouts "This thing's so slow it has to speed up to stop!"
Catapult Crewman screams reply "Why do you think I'm trying to disconnect this shuttle? Any more throttle and she'll be in full reverse! The ship'll go down by the transom!"
- Ed
Catapult Crewman screams reply "Why do you think I'm trying to disconnect this shuttle? Any more throttle and she'll be in full reverse! The ship'll go down by the transom!"
- Ed
"Eh! Francois! Don't bozzer wiz ze arrestor 'ook, as soon as you launch, ze ship will catch up wiz you and you can put it down again. Log one takeoff and one landing for .01 of an hour."