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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 21st Apr 2022, 14:02
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No-one dared tell Vladimir that he had the Clown filter turned on. By the time he realised it had been there for well over a month, so he decided to style it out.
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Old 21st Apr 2022, 14:19
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Now if each of you will just push your penis into one of the small openings on the silver panel on the side of the desk in front of you . . . we'll talk about recent losses

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Old 21st Apr 2022, 14:37
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Sorry Mr President? Ö could you speak up a bit?
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Old 21st Apr 2022, 14:44
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There I have BBC, Sky, CNN so I can see how the war really is going.not what you want me to hear.. You know Nord VPN really is useful when we get blocked.... Now just a MO. !!!...
( other VPN's are available )
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Old 21st Apr 2022, 14:46
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Make sure you serve me first Olga, you know how cranky I get when my coffee is cold
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Old 21st Apr 2022, 14:49
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Ah Mr Assange I'm going to offer a cease fire in exchange for your release ....come and work for me??


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Old 21st Apr 2022, 14:50
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Ah the BBC World Service is terrific, look the latest episode of Dad's Army
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Old 21st Apr 2022, 14:52
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The Kremlin really find that a President for life really does save money on redecoration every 3 years or so...
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Old 21st Apr 2022, 15:04
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Vlad sets the example for his military by taking an aggressive posture....French style....by leaning forward as in a Foxhole.
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Old 21st Apr 2022, 15:47
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At first he was worried because he'd heard these new camera things steal your soul . . .

. . . then he realised it was ok - because he doesn't actually have one



or . . .



The judges in the World Shuffleboard Championships look on morosely wondering what to do when V Putin's puck goes off the edge and into the sand

...then they realise how simple it it - just declare him the winner !
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Old 21st Apr 2022, 15:53
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Generals speaking with the Captain First Rank out of shot....Now explain why you were not at Action Stations.
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Old 21st Apr 2022, 16:00
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"Get Smart" redux: "missed, by that....... much!"
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Old 21st Apr 2022, 16:35
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I am sorry Mr President. The Sushi will not be going around tonight because of import difficulties with Japan"!
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Old 21st Apr 2022, 17:09
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The Monthly Dining In encountered catering difficulties due to the Sanctions but that was offset by there being far fewer Members than in earlier times.

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Old 21st Apr 2022, 19:50
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Sergei, your Netflix password isn't working???
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Old 21st Apr 2022, 20:07
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"Where are the rest of my senior Generals"?

"Mr President, the official line is that they went down with the Moskva".
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Old 21st Apr 2022, 20:27
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Vlad. ..Right time for a break. Anyone for Coffee...15 hands go up..., oh so that's only me for tea....15 hands go down...
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Old 21st Apr 2022, 21:17
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OK Mr President we have devised at your request for a " Get out Stratagem " to ensure you save face. You get the train to Sochi, tell your minders your going for a swim and swim out to the Akula that's waiting for you. It will take you to Argentina where you have stashed funds and just vanish ...We already have a look alike body the Sub will release and everyone will assume you have perished.
Your Deputy will assume command and pull the troops out as a mark of respect. ..
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Old 21st Apr 2022, 22:54
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This is the competion picture



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Old 21st Apr 2022, 22:56
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So Sergei, I have your sick note in front of me, but this says you have heart problems and I see no mention of the poiso…oops, cough, cough
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